parker

the most amazing guy, he may seem intimidating at first but once you get to know him he's the most loyal friend you'll ever have. he thinks he's weird and not worthy of love, but he's so amazing and my favorite person in the world. If you happen to befriend him you should count yourself lucky.

"I'm legit the luckiest person on earth to be able to call parker my husbando and be his spousu"

by CoolGayBean August 17, 2020

Parker

Huge PENIS

Look at parker massive shlong

by MEGA HUGE SCHLONG March 24, 2021

Grant Parker

A good looking amazing singer. A youtube star to be.

Grant Parker

by Kim43424 May 4, 2011

Brian Parker

A fully fluffy and large diabetic man whos hobbies include jacking off to homosexual midget porn, studying the art of being a furry, taking lessons on how to play the mouth harp, and he also enjoys watching videos of people throwing up.

Guy 1- "did you hear about Phil?"
Guy 2-"yeah I hear he's a real Brian Parker"

by Izquierda July 3, 2016

A Parker

A certain person who likes a lot of it up the bum

They are all such "A Parker"

by willymuncher1011 February 17, 2020

cynthia parker

the definition of beauty. she could rlly just slap me and i would thank her- i love her more than even words can explain. shes more than an idol to me and i couln't be more grateful for her. meeting her and making her a special person in my life is one of the best choces i have ever made. i love u cynth

Friend: Who's the most gorgeous person for you?
Me: Oh, Cynthia Parker ofc

by cynthpetsch March 9, 2021

Zoie McKenna Parker

The baddest bitch

Zoie McKenna Parker walks in the room and everybody stops and stares

by Zpower October 19, 2019