in your pants

A phrase used to break uncomfortable silences; a phrase used to mock someone.

"I killed the cat." "...In your pants."

"I'm going to a concert." "Yea, IN YOUR PANTS!"

by Taryn W July 27, 2005

Boots and Pants

From A Geico commercial:

Maxwell: "Pay my bill."

Geico App: "Your account is already paid in full."

Maxwell: "Well in that case, back to vacation mode."

(Techno Beat): Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants...etc.

Sitting In A Beach Chair On Vacation...:Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants...

by kanderson3245 April 2, 2014

Piss Pants

Pants that, while not necessarily by design, are worn with the intention of pissing in.

Mom threw my piss pants in the warsh. I'm pissed.

Please take off your piss pants before getting in my car.

by Shit heart May 5, 2021

dick pants

A pair of pants that are so tight one can see the outline of the penis inside the pants.

"Mike, why are you wearing those dick pants? It doesn't look too great with your schmedium shirt".

by Kk2787 September 22, 2019

snapper pants

spandex pants yoga pants tight pants that make the female ass look jiggly

man check that bitch's snapper pants out and look at that ass I would fuck the shit out of that ass

by bonerjuice69 April 1, 2011

Pant Cramp

when a guy sits down for a long time in the same position, and gets a spontaneous erection, after it goes away, and his dick feels sore.

Mike: Dude, I got a boner on the bus, and when I got off, I had a major pant cramp.

by burrito!!! December 19, 2010

briefcase pants

Briefcase pants can be compared to what we commonly refer to as traditional 'cargo' pants, yet generally they may have a few additional pockets or features. They offer additional spaces to hold things, much like that of cargo pants.

Did you see the briefcase pants a julie was wearing yesterday?!? They were so next level she even had 3 extra crystals, a deck of tarot cards and a stuffed dragon in the pockets! So many pockets!

by DarleneOliviaPope June 10, 2017