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PAD

Shortened term for Phanni - Fantasize All Day!
PAD lotto winner! PAD win race.
by Wildflower Surprise April 3, 2024
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padded coat hangers

After a busy shag fest usually involving the local rugby club the ladies snatch swells up to to resemble a pair of padded coat hangers or like the facial lips of some of these girls that somehow think puffed up lips is attractive.

Too much of this sort of action tends to make the vagina look like a ripped out fire place.
Porscha, Mercedes and Chelsie done all their powder washed down with some cheap fizz and done the whole rugby team between them you should have seen their gashes after, it looked like they had a pair of padded coat hangers between their legs, the dirty little slappers
by Philphee-phil July 14, 2023
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future pad

I place where you will live in the future.
I can't wait to get out of this crappy hotel room and into my future pad.
by A & A July 27, 2022
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I-pad baby

A way of describing someone whose early childhood development was dominated by screen time, often with a negative connotation to indicate the person has had their real world experience limited by too much time living in the technosphere when they should have been developing social skills and street smarts and playing outside. Some define Generation Alpha as beginning in 2010 with the advent of the i-pad, since so many of this generation grew up with the i-pad as their babysitter.
Person1: "I'm so frustrated, Elon Jr. is just on their screen all the time and never even tries to engage with the world or other people, they are such an i-pad baby".
Person2: "Yeah, its a real shame, but its not their fault, their parents should have made sure they got meaningful development time as a kid instead of just throwing a screen in front of them all the time..."
by TDH12345 May 9, 2024
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pad

Verb (to pad)

to use a tablet or iPad
The date would have gone better if she didn't pad all night long.

I just got caught up padding and forgot to get off the bus at my stop.
by bits1bytes2 April 3, 2011
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A easy way to find which plubflub stole your iPhone block and cable
Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?
by Ihateliberals9/11 November 15, 2023
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biff pads

The large labia lips often seen protuding through a woman's leggings, often known as mound of plenty.
"Jesus! Look at the size if those biff pads! "Or "look at that mound, she must have massive biff today"
by OddT0d May 7, 2024
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