Night burrito

Sex with a Mexican ladyboy.

- Hey I heard Jeno had some night burritos in his last trip to Mexico.

- Damn, don't wanna imagine that sword fight

by Watahell September 29, 2018

Fiddle In the Night

Sex.
It's sex.

Andrew: Ryan where the fuck have you been for the last ten hours.
Ryan: I was having a quick fiddle in the night

Andrew: Ah, I see.

by Future Dictionary April 16, 2019

Night Reading

This is the opposite of DayDreaming.

Katie: Hey, bro, what book are you reading?
Josh: I have no idea. I just put my finger in the book night read it.

Katie: Huh?
Josh: Yeah, you know how when you're in school and you're reading in class and your mind wanders off?
Katie: Ya, like daydreaming?
Josh: Exactly! But the opposite! Night Reading is when you sleep while holding a book, and while you're asleep you'll just absorb the information.

by That Slattery Girl May 22, 2020

Night stupid

When someone likes u and are telling u night

Boy: night stupid

Girl:night

Girl to friend: I think that boy likes me he said night stupid

Friend: OMG u should totally ask him out

by Queen of nothing August 05, 2020

Shit Night

Partaking in a night out inhabiting 2 Long Meadow Way. Resulting in a fucking abysmal night.

"Fancy a fucking shit night night at Meadow?"

by Munktus August 17, 2020

scoundrels night

The night before Valentine’s Day. Date night in the day before Valentine’s Day in order to avoid the crowd and busy restaurants.

My wife and I are going to dinner on scoundrels night this year.

by Sambiase January 25, 2023

tub-night

When you're so fucked up that you have to sleep in the tub in fear of pissing yourself, as in piss drunk.

dude 1: man I was piss drunk last night, glad I called a tub-night.

dude 2: you are a loser dude.

by Macmayn October 16, 2013