Night stupid

When someone likes u and are telling u night

Boy: night stupid

Girl:night

Girl to friend: I think that boy likes me he said night stupid

Friend: OMG u should totally ask him out

by Queen of nothing August 5, 2020

thong night

Any night of the week, but typically a Friday night when super religious people get frisky and want to spice things up from the normal panties.

Tom couldn’t wait for Friday to come, he was excited for thong night

by clapbackjack May 3, 2022

coot of the night

Another term for a prostitute. One that isn't necessarily high class but certainly is cheap but provides a good level of service.

Rachel was so good last night - cheap, cheerful and definitely such a professional coot of the night.

by fanyole23 March 4, 2019

night nigger

A black person who's skin absorbs roughly 99.999% of all light.

Person 1: Jesus christ, there's a black hole in here!
Person 2: Don't worry; It's just my perfectly spherical night nigger skin trophy.

by I can observe gamma rays October 30, 2019

Night ready

In order to have as much sleep as possible you will get dressed the night before and sleep fully clothed so that when a you wake up you can brush your teeth and leave your house a minute after arising. This is full commitment to being night ready and this generally applies to those who couldn't care less about their appearance and regard body odour as a myth. Mild cases of being night ready could be putting wallets in trouser pockets or placing clothes out in the order you put them on.

Jimbo: Hey pal.. wow you look scruffy mate and you stink like sweat, dribble and bed??
Howard: Yeh I got night ready so that I could sleep 10 minutes longer, you should try it.
Jimbo: Na thanks you smell.

by Dr Two April 19, 2010

darlena night

A night, usually a Friday or Saturday, in which an older male and a younger female have phone sex. Or, maybe they just talk about how Thick Abbi's hams are.

Eric: Tony, I had darlena night with Molly and Abbi!
Tony: You all suck.
Lauren: Yeah.
Rayna: Hamlena night.
Sierra: What?

by ericstealsmen October 14, 2016

freedom night

A night after breaking up with a significant other involving alcohol and random hook-ups. A celebration of being free.

After that bastard, I needed a freedom night.

by Haley N March 26, 2008