Skip to main content

Bake Weight

The weight gain associated with heavy marijuana smoking. As dope makes food more appealing to the smoker, it is often the case that with persistant use the person getting baked will inevitably end up putting on some weight that they otherwise wouldn't have, i.e. bake weight.
Person A: 'Woah, you've lost a bit of weight son haven't you?'

Person B: 'Yeah, since I got back from uni there's been no weed around so I've just dropped like 3 stones in bake weight.'

Person A. 'Tasty, tasty.'
by />///\/<^/\/ December 26, 2011
mugGet the Bake Weightmug.

Baked sail

Similar to a baked sale, a baked sai is a bake sale in which everyone is high and also is on a boat.
A. Did you hear about the baked sail week?
B. No
A. I was like tripping balls and we donated about 15$ to help fight cancer. And we were on a boat.
B. How much did it cost?
A. About 500$, and the cush was about 1,500$
B. Are you KIDDING ME? WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST DONATE THE MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE
A. Because then I wouldn't have been able to say it was a baked sail
B. when are you gonna grow up and get a job?
A.You think you're better than me because you got accepted into college?
B. I overheard Clair tell my mom that she wishes I was her son and not you
A. No, you didn't
B. I did too, she said that all you ever do is spend the rest of your dad's life insurance
A. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PUSSY!
B. Soon the life insurance money is gonna whare out and your gonna have to face reality
A. At least my girlfriend doesn't sleep with the whole fucking town
B. TAKE THAT BACK
A. she is probably cheating on you right now!
B. Your mom said she wishes it was you instead of Bill
A. I fucked Sally
B. You did not you lying cunt
A. Yeah, here's her texts to me
B. You son of a bitch, ILL KILL YOU BASTERED!
A.where did you, get that knife?
B. DIE YOU JACKASS!
B. Oh no, what have I done? I have just committed a murder. I'm going to prison, My girlfriend, my house, my life, it's gone. Life is not worth living anymore. My girlfriend cheated on me, I killed my best friend, and now I'm going to spend the rest of my life in prison. I cant live like this. *cuts wrist.
by not-a-cult-leader May 4, 2018
mugGet the Baked sailmug.

Baking and Entering

When you get high and then break into a house, or get extremely baked and wake up in a house that isn't yours.
Did you hear what happened to Connor last night? He got caught baking and entering his neighbor's house.
by Clamsandwich July 27, 2017
mugGet the Baking and Enteringmug.

Baked Cate

When u bake ur Cate. Normaly with butter.
- What we gon' eat for dinner?
- Baked Cate.
by Tottenham_Suger March 27, 2018
mugGet the Baked Catemug.

Baked Potato

When you constantly slap a brown girl’s ass for hours when having sex and it comes out burning hot and red at the end.
Girl: why is my ass so hot and red ?

Guy: cuz I kept slapping it. now you’re a baked potato

Girl: yes I am

Guy: yes
by So much ruckus June 1, 2018
mugGet the Baked Potatomug.

Bake shop

We got baked at the bake shop.
by Moon cake August 30, 2018
mugGet the Bake shopmug.

Baked fruit

A homosexual or LGBT person while they are under the influence of marijuana.
“Yo I’m baked fruit right now.”
by Zygoguy May 15, 2020
mugGet the Baked fruitmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email