Hoe Glasses

Hoe Glasses are trendy thin rimmed glasses with joint lense, styled off those worn by peadophiles in the 80s. Worn exclusively by hoes - never prescription.

Damn, Bianca got some of those hoe glasses, she lookin fine.

by Professional Wanker April 19, 2018

Glasses Effect

When glasses make a basic guy look ten times hotter

Daryl looks so hot today! Must be the glasses effect.

by personoftheworld February 8, 2019

Glass shadow

The point in life where you feel trapped and everything pulls you further back but you keep pushing forward to accomplish things that have meaning to you

These glass shadows haunt me

by Glass shadow May 13, 2018

Glass waffle

The act of pressing male genitalia against glass preferably a door or window in the presence of an unsuspecting audience.

Google street view was driving by my house; I made sure they got a good glimpse of my glass waffle.

by Pweefweeherman August 1, 2016

the glass scientists

A webcomic made by Sabrina Cotugno, It is also based on the book Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

“What are you reading?”

“A webcomic.”
“What’s it called?”
“The Glass Scientists!”

by Jasperizcool November 18, 2022

Cum glasses

The cum that Dries and crusts on the lens of glasses making a cloudy and white look.

I gave my bf a facial and now he wears cum glasses.

by Howitzerz666 October 20, 2019

Blow glass

Yacht exscursion in the a.m watching/ snapping the water spray out the back of the yacht as you leave the harbor.

Snapchat a clip of the moment with a caption. “Do you blow glass?”

by Mr. Leer Familiar December 8, 2018