hostage mother

A stupid, lazy woman who spawns many children to live off tax money and care for herself. And every now and then, her kids.

That octo-cunt is a hostage mother. Where is child services?!

by Fleurdelisa October 21, 2010

Mother Thugger

A thug who still lives with his mom.

Are you talking about that dude that still lives with his momma? He ain't nuthin but a mother thugger. You hang with him and you'll end up in jail bro.

by snowflake1 February 26, 2011

thy mother

youe're; mo'm

thy mother is very yes

by erftghetrj August 3, 2022

mother funker

Obviously a play on words from 'mother fucker' = mother funker. Funk= a really good style of music for sex, but also the body scent when having sex. Peace out mother funker!

Its all above mother funker!

by Hook Beak_66 February 10, 2019

mothers day

A day to appreciate your mother for everything she has done for you. This day takes place on the 2nd Sunday of may every year. It’s a day to show your mom how much you love her (buying her chocolate or a nice warm blanket) it’s a day where it’s all about her and no one else. Make sure you treat your mother well on mother’s day.

Sister 1-what are you buying mom for mother’s day?
Sister 2- you’ll see when it’s mothers day

Sister 1- you suck no fair, hmmmm maybe I can just give her some love because that’s what she deserves on Mother’s Day that’s what it’s all about!
Sister 2-hey you can’t do that that’s what I’m doing

by haileee garity May 18, 2018

Mother Moon

A nickname for a woman's period. Often times links the menstrual cycle to the moon

"Mother Moon said "fuck you, Evan"

"I can't go tonight, Mother Moon has made an appearance"

by mothermooncreater December 10, 2019

mother yup

Somebody that ain't got no clue.

Buncha' mother yups.

Best stop actin' like a mother yup.

by SmirkyGloater April 5, 2019