lay the shit down

v. To articulate in plain and explicit language an unpleasant or undesired truth.

Tomorrow when I see him I'm just gonna lay the shit down.

by Kenji Yamada April 29, 2006

Cost Per Lay

Also known as "CPL," the Cost Per Lay is the amount of money a man spends to get laid.

Cook: "Hey, are you still dating that high maintenace bitch?"
Pete: "Yeah, she is killing me."
Cook: "Why, she's pretty hot?"
Pete: "Yeah she is but I have to take her out on expensive dates or she won't give me any."
Cook: "What's your Cost Per Lay?"
Pete: "Fuck, I dunno, at least a hundred bucks."
Cook (laughing): "Dude, your so fucked, dump that bitch!"
Pete: "Not before I tape myself nailing her."
Cook: "That'll be some expensive porn my good man..."

by Pete Dick February 10, 2008

lay one out

To drop a deuce, dump a load, or otherwise take a crap.

After finishing all that Mexican, I had to lay one out.

by Amsterdizzle July 27, 2006

Laying down wolfbait

A sudden and URGENT need to poop with complete disregard for facilities or location.

camping~Dude what the fuck! Whose been laying down wolfbait outside my tent?
At a bar~Dude watch the door for me while I lay down some wolfbait....

At a party~We gotta go, I stopped up the bowl trying to flush down the angry wolfbait I dropped off.

by mrmalachicrunch February 26, 2012

Garnished Lay-away

A garnished Lay-away is a term that describes the type of transaction where an employee is purchasing product from his or her store and has the amount for it taken out of their check, so they can take to product home/consume product before presenting payment.

The word garnished is pulled from the term "Garnished Wages" implying that money is being deducted from an employees check to pay for a debt. The term "lay-away" is exactly what you'd think. Picking up a product from a place of business and agreeing to pay for it later---- so literally picking up product from place of employment and agreeing to have the cost of the product deducted from one's paycheck.

-Z.S. Jan 14, 2021 22:47MST

"Hey I can't afford this today, so can we do a Garnished Lay-away for it?"

"How'd you get that, you said you don't have money!" "I got it on a Garnished Lay-away at work"

by ZShep January 14, 2021

Eh Bar Lay

Eh Bar Lay is a lovely kind hearted person, who cares for everyone. She is always there for you no mater what the situation is. She always lets you know when she needs to fart and will always say “Safety”. Everyone loves her and everyone wants to be her because she’s soooo awesome. Make sure you get a Eh Bar Lay.

“Eh Bar Lay is sooo cool I wish I was her”

by Kpwkcospsfkekaoclfk May 30, 2019

Lay someone out

An threatening expression mostly used around Texas, which basically means that you are going to give that "someone" a beating.

"Sometimes, you just need a little less gun to lay someone out"

by Your average Enclave soldier March 8, 2022