When you insert your cock into the mouth of a drunk, passed out broad and jizz in her mouth until she chokes and wakes up.
by nonGLP October 06, 2003
Usually when someone is too stupid to look something up for themselves, normally because they're a n00b, they're a lazy bastard.
Mu$e :: Do you need t oregister HL2 to play it ?
Bosseye :: Yes, and you somehow managed to miss 1000s of threads on the exact same thing, you lazy bastard.
Mu$e :: What do you expect, I'm a n00b.
Bosseye :: Yes, and you somehow managed to miss 1000s of threads on the exact same thing, you lazy bastard.
Mu$e :: What do you expect, I'm a n00b.
by Plutonium Chihuahua December 03, 2004
In a game of pong or Beirut, when asking for a re-rack with three cups remaining a player may ask for a Lazy Grandma. This is a sideways triangle formation, with the single cup on the player's preference of right or left. This is in the place of a forward or backward triangle re-rack.
by Dylan Chavo January 30, 2009
When you repeatedly slap someone back and forth across the face with your dick.
It flops back and forth much like a sausage that isn't quite full because the butcher was too lazy to fill it
It flops back and forth much like a sausage that isn't quite full because the butcher was too lazy to fill it
by The Lazy Butcher June 15, 2010
He thinks that because women can orgasm for an average 23 seconds and guys only last about 5 seconds that men deserve more orgasms to make up for it. He's such a lazy orgasm.
by LaJulia October 04, 2006
guy #1- hey.
guy #2- what.
guy#1- i got a nasty case of lazy dick
guy #2 ah man, that sucks. Joe got lazy dick a month ago and still has not fully recovered
guy #2- what.
guy#1- i got a nasty case of lazy dick
guy #2 ah man, that sucks. Joe got lazy dick a month ago and still has not fully recovered
by mister moosecock October 23, 2011
So you're doing this chick and her sister with your buddy, and the brunette is fellating you silly. You arrange the ensamble so that your buddy is hitting the fake blond from the back. Then you and your buddy prop your hands against each other with your arms extended out, making a lean-to over the skanky-panky sisters. The girls are leaned over each other, thus "lazy."
Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you, Tyler, your sister and Lazy H next to each other.
So after I leaned a Lazy H with Tyler and these two Jewish sisters, I woke up with no hair on my balls.
So after I leaned a Lazy H with Tyler and these two Jewish sisters, I woke up with no hair on my balls.
by big biff and the chubbs January 23, 2005