Uh, do you want to keep running your mouth or do you want to step outside and shoot the ones with me?
by Alex McMartin February 10, 2004

noun; 1.another name for a one-hitter, a slim metal pipe, whcih may resemble a cigarette, in which a person can load one or two drags worth of marajuana or tabacco.
2.It can also be used to refer to marajuana in general.
2.It can also be used to refer to marajuana in general.
"Hey man, do you want another one of these one-doggers or are you good?"
or
"Yo dude, do you know where i can score some one-doggers?"
or
"Yo dude, do you know where i can score some one-doggers?"
by C.W. Anderson III September 10, 2005

A day one is someone who you know beyond time. Someone who is always in your life even when you're reincarnated they will find the way to find you back again. Ride with me and I will die for you. We always got eachother his/her back. Shorty here for the rescue
by Shorty is alive and kicking it October 29, 2022

by too$h0r7 July 12, 2013

To perform spectacularly badly at an attempted task or activity, in a flourishing display of unprecedented misfortune.
Originates from the roleplaying game, Dungeons & Dragons, where a die must be rolled to determine a players' level of success in performing certain tasks. Rolling a one in such a situation would almost certainly cause the task to fail catastrophically.
Originates from the roleplaying game, Dungeons & Dragons, where a die must be rolled to determine a players' level of success in performing certain tasks. Rolling a one in such a situation would almost certainly cause the task to fail catastrophically.
Person A: My chocolate fondue fountain just exploded somehow, and ruined my entire house.
Person B: Wow, did you just roll a one, or what?
Person B: Wow, did you just roll a one, or what?
by Batomilami July 26, 2011

by TheEvilOne June 25, 2003

The quiet new girl who seems sweet until you get to know her. By then it's too late. She follows you everywhere by clinging onto your sleeve wordlessly. She doesn't say much but when she does it's completely unrelated to the conversation or if it's a story, it goes absolutely nowhere. Despite this, she is a beautiful person, even if she does occasionally attempt to possess you.
'Did you see the new girl? She's so hot!'
'I wouldn't. A friend from her old school said she's The Evil One. She left because she caused someone to jump off a cliff'
'Woahhh'
'I wouldn't. A friend from her old school said she's The Evil One. She left because she caused someone to jump off a cliff'
'Woahhh'
by will.from.the.inbetweeners November 25, 2013
