Mac Nut

A male on top of his game, A person who is a "Mack" with flawless game. Very confident and charismatic.

Damn, you saw that kid in the club? He rolled up and pulled 3 ladies with him home...that dude is a Mac Nut
a.k.a Mac Nut or Mack Nut

by 808 Rock May 28, 2011

Tender nuts

Hurting, painful testicles or swollen. When a male is hit in the testicles and his testicles become really tender even the underwear rubbing against them hurt.

Guy 1: Are you going to play soccer or not?
Guy 2: I still have tender nuts from last night!
Guy 1: Oh fuck! She got you good!

by Nobli May 31, 2022

Bean Nut

A Catholic Priest that likes 10 year old boys, especially in trailer parks.

That mans is a bean nut.

by BoLynch007 September 01, 2020

Knee-nuts

Adjective: So hot that your nuts hang down to your knees.

Emily: Is it bad out? I checked the weather and they said it's 103 degrees.

Jeff: Yeah, it's knee-nuts hot out there.

by M.Blur July 20, 2012

nut coma

When after mastuarbating, a man slips into a deep slumber for two-three hours or for a few moments enters a state of semi unconscious. Becomes almost coma like.

Jason: Dude where have you been?
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea

by McLovindatPussy September 16, 2017

nut muffle

Any item that will catch a load while masturbating.

I was workin' it for a few minutes and before I came off I grabbed a sock- the perfect nut muffle.

by the_paperboy September 24, 2013

Nut Mansion

A term for describing a man's bedroom, in which he busts many nuts either through the act of masturbation or sex.

In the case where a male is about to engage in a threesome with two females: 'Welcome ladies, to Nut Mansion'

by Stepney March 05, 2014