number three

Taking a shower immediately after dropping anchor. It's called a number three because it should ALWAYS follow a number two. If you don't agree, then here is what will convince you: If you get poop on your hand and wipe it off with a dry piece of toilet paper YOUR HAND WILL STILL SMELL LIKE POOP! (shock)

Aaron Desselle always goes home from work to take a number three. His butt is clean right now.

by a-diggity June 29, 2004

Funny Number(s)

69, 420, credit card numbers and social security numbers count as well😈

Kris: Yo it's 4:20
Logan: Ha, funny number(s)

by Nigga Fish Gang November 23, 2020

Number 3

To vomit into a toilet. Typically done after a long night of drinking.

"Gross...someone's number 2 is gonna make me go number 3!"

by MarshoT December 1, 2009

angel number

Angel Numbers are numbers you see constantly which mean that your guardian angels are trying to reach out to you . You can look them up to see what they mean.

I keep seeing the Angel number 444 I think my guardian Angel is trying to talk to me.
444
555
111
333
1212

by sapphiraaa December 23, 2021

number

1. slang term for a woman

She's a saucy little number isn't she?

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

number one

Commander William T. Riker

Make it so, Number One.

by Captain Picard February 7, 2005

Number 2 Pussy

Anal, The secondary pussy. Having anal sex.

The asshole of a female

Person 1 "How was Amy's last night?"
Person 2 "She finally gave it up!"
Person 1 "Pussy?"
Person 2 "Number 2 Pussy at that!"
Person 1 "You lucky motherfucker"

by #shitmikesays September 3, 2012