Stoner boner

When you are so high on drugs you get a boner on

A: "I was so high the other day I got a Stoner boner!"
B: "Did it hurt?"

by Who gives a toss? April 1, 2010

stoner

an inbred guy that lives in mildura most of his life and likes farmin'. Milf hunter

hey greg see that guy over there, he looks inbred

yer thats stoner mate, he is inbred mate

yer fort so mate, lets go do some farmin'

by steven gregory October 5, 2006

stoner cough

A cough that comes deep from your lungs as a result of smoking too much weed.

Daishon: *coughs* I think I got bronchitis.

Trevon: Nah bruh, you just got stoner cough from all that weed you been smokin!

by justgord December 18, 2016

Stoner vibe

The ability to sense other pot heads in the area and evaluate the amount of marijuana they smoke each day.

Kyra: "Look at that dude! He's soo ripped!"
Andrea: "Wow bro, you've got that dank 'stoner vibe'!"

by Sam Binder September 21, 2009

stoner porn

Montages of nice nugs of cannabis.
pictures of marijuana plants that look like stoner candy

nug mag and high times magazine are the old school stoner porn but now its all on the internet.

by zachwarhawk December 7, 2010

stoner philosophy

Stoner Philosophy is a name given to any way of thinking or worldview/lifeview that is developed over time by an individual who smokes cannabis.

Not to be confused with 'Stoner Logic', which contains a much more comical slant. For example, a stoner might want cheese on toast, and so decides it would be a good idea to turn the toaster on the side and put both the cheese and the toast in at the same time.

Dude A: 'Dude, isn't it amazing, how everyone and everything is connected, and nothing really matters, and in the end everything just returns to the start and the whole cycle starts again, you know?'

Dude B: 'Nice stoner philosophy dude.'

by anotherstoner April 19, 2014

stoner fort

A fort constructed (usually by college students) under the influence of pot or other illicit drugs. Such a fort can be made out of nearly any material; however - from observation - most prefer tie-dyed couches and soiled bed sheets. When one realizes what they have constructed while straight they often realize the error/stupidity of their ways.

Man, last night my room mate made a stoner fort with our couch...Then he threw a florescent light bulb out the window.

by Kevin's Room mate February 19, 2004