Murphy's Law of Gambling

"You can patronize the slots till Doomsday or buy any number of scratch-off tickets and never gain any significant winnings, but then just as soon as you stop playing, the very next player will win big."
Many an addicted gamer believes in Murphy's Law of Gambling, even though it is indeed :"all chance" and thus seldom actually works out that way.
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
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Taylah Murphy

taylah murphy could be described as a tryhard, wannabe, stupid, dumb bitch, not-really-but-tries-to-be-slut. nobody REALLY likes her and shes literally the most annoying fucking person ever. leaving hate comments on little girls tryhard youtube video is the only heroic thing she has ever done.
Holly: OMG did . you see taylah murphy she needs to get her face fixed
Taylah's Mum: i know right i lowkey hate her
by T-fizzle dawg October 16, 2018
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sam murphy

A sad prick that hacks gta 5
by Jebend February 12, 2016
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Sarah Murphy

Sarah Murphy is a manipulative person. in my eyes atleast..
"Who is sarah Murphy?"
"A manipulative person.."
"HEY I heard that!"
by installation March 04, 2022
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Bloody Murphy

When someone hocks a fat loogie and it has traces of blood in it.
Wow! Did you see that old man just hock a Bloody Murphy right there on the sidewalk!?!?! GROSS!
by DizzyNuts April 25, 2025
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Murphy's Law

Murphy's Law states that any female who has been blessed with the last name Murphy is considered to be attractive. This law holds true for all Murphy's.
Dude did you see that chick? I bet she is a murphy because thats a smoke. Murphy's law has once again been proven.
by BigSillyWilly222 February 09, 2018
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