over the mullet

When anything goes over the head of white trash.

redneck: Whatcha mean I can't buy an atomic bomb, at Walmart. Sounds un-constituent-tutorial to me! You ever heard of the Second Commandment?

Walmart associate 1: We don't carry them, but I heard you can get them for dirt cheap at the local army/navy store. They'll even throw in a box of MREs.

redneck: Dank you sir. I must go git me an A-bomb.

(redneck leaves)

Walmart associate 2: That went over the mullet, good. Just like Obama's birth certificate.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 15, 2010

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nae nae mullet

a mullet but it has grown for WAY too long and is barely a mullet

cheezwhizaddict: what if i shaved the sides of my head
whoreepuke: ok nae nae mullet man

by whoreepuke April 15, 2020

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Mullet Reassignment Surgery

When someone that doesn't look good with long hair finally gets it cut.

"Hey! Looking good!"

"Yeah, too many people were telling me my hair looked terrible, so I got some Mullet Reassignment Surgery."

by Big Danny T January 30, 2014

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bowl cut mullet

a bowlet is a bowl cut mullet where the front of the hair is cut following the shape of a bowl and the back is left long with shaved sides.

he has the best bowl cut mullet I've ever seen

fucking hell sean is so hot
Julia: oh my god why is he so hot his hair is the best I've ever seen

Van: I know i hope he keeps his shit straight fax ong

by seanos aka bowlet March 25, 2022

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Ass-Hair Mullet

An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.

Ex. Thomas has elected against upgrading to the office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an Ass-Hair Mullet so thick, pelt-like and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.

by Gaunche January 01, 2022

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