A mother who ALWAYS shops at Wal-mart. They always live in the suburbs, take part in their community, and are usually caucasian. They often have flat on both sides of their body, have saggy tits, rectangular ass, and a older looking face.
Lance's mom is the biggest Wal-Mart mom I've ever seen. I heard Jared was trampled to death by 20 plus Wal-Mart moms on Black Friday
by RudeSpadez January 9, 2012
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Okay people,let's stop the name-calling and get a real definition.
Wal-Mart is the worlds LARGEST discount shop. Many of its chains include bakeries,supercenters,tire-and-lube shops,gardens,etc. Alot of its merchandise is underpriced and actual brand name,so stop complaining. There's not going to be ants crawling around in your Wal-Mart purchased shampoo,okay? Get over yourself.
Wal-Mart is the worlds LARGEST discount shop. Many of its chains include bakeries,supercenters,tire-and-lube shops,gardens,etc. Alot of its merchandise is underpriced and actual brand name,so stop complaining. There's not going to be ants crawling around in your Wal-Mart purchased shampoo,okay? Get over yourself.
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Ranked #1 by the interuniversal college basketball association.
26 years coaching Team Milky Way Galaxy winning every Universe Championship.
Spent 15 years raised by wolves, learning basketball amongst the Mongolian Monks. He has greater influence than many people, including that of the late great Jesus Christ. It is rumored that the basketball trick of walking on water was passed through this line of tutalege, for intermural games in the rain ONLY at Dermond field in Drexel Hill (the place of worship)
Father Figure to such basketball greats as: Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, Wilt Chamberlin, John Stockton, Tyrone Hill, Phil Martelli Jr., Phil Martelli III, the artist formerly known as Phil Martelli, and Phil Martelli V (IV and Phil did not have good relations). Also famous Hispanic Baller Phillipe El Nino Martellinio. From glorious Drexel Hill Pennsylvania, where his influence has been felt in basketball hot spots such as Saint Bernadette's Gym/Lunchroom and Dermond Field.
He is now Supreme ruler of Drexel Hill and his power lies outside of the jurisdiction of the United States government.
He now coach Saint Joes Basketball.
Ranked #1 by the interuniversal college basketball association.
26 years coaching Team Milky Way Galaxy winning every Universe Championship.
Spent 15 years raised by wolves, learning basketball amongst the Mongolian Monks. He has greater influence than many people, including that of the late great Jesus Christ. It is rumored that the basketball trick of walking on water was passed through this line of tutalege, for intermural games in the rain ONLY at Dermond field in Drexel Hill (the place of worship)
Father Figure to such basketball greats as: Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, Wilt Chamberlin, John Stockton, Tyrone Hill, Phil Martelli Jr., Phil Martelli III, the artist formerly known as Phil Martelli, and Phil Martelli V (IV and Phil did not have good relations). Also famous Hispanic Baller Phillipe El Nino Martellinio. From glorious Drexel Hill Pennsylvania, where his influence has been felt in basketball hot spots such as Saint Bernadette's Gym/Lunchroom and Dermond Field.
He is now Supreme ruler of Drexel Hill and his power lies outside of the jurisdiction of the United States government.
He now coach Saint Joes Basketball.
by Boss Mode January 18, 2009
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lets go steal some more stuff from wal-mart!
Lets go to wal mart and buy the new ludacris cd and get some wine and get drunk and drive to Alaska!
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Lets go to wal mart and buy the new ludacris cd and get some wine and get drunk and drive to Alaska!
BIG TIME RACE FAN (a shirt commonly sold at wal-mart and even more commonly wore by fat nascar fans)
by Seth aka GOD August 27, 2006
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