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a place for people to go and post stuff about them thats probally not even true, just so they can make some 'friends'. a place for people to post blogs about how much thier life sucks, or about what they did over the weekend. a place for people to post bullitens about how many new pictures they have, or about how 'toms shutting down myspace, so hurry and send this to 435029 people.' & a place where people can take random pictures that bearly just shows half of thier faces, so they can post them and see how many comments they can get saying how hott they are.
hey i have new pictures, and thier lonely! GO COMMENT!!!!!! i promiseee i'll comment back!
by Alanna-Joy June 5, 2005
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myspace it up

taking completely random pictures with intense shadowing, apathetic facial expressions, or obscene toplessness.
we were so bored on the train, that she took out her camera phone and we started to myspace it up.
by k.zazzle March 25, 2007
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pimp your myspace

Refers to sites that people use to make their myspace pages look 'SO PIMPED OUT.' This ususally includes many obnoxious sparkling graphics, ugly backgrounds, huge fonts, more sparkling graphics, sexy dollies, oversized images...all in all, horibble html.
Oh grrrrl, your myspace is lookin so good! how did you get it to look so sparkly and cute?!

You need to pimp your myspace! Check out this stupid, random site and plug in these codes so your page can look horrible and freeze up everyones' computers just like mine does!
by tamster May 17, 2006
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myspace

An FDA approved drug for people of all ages. Myspace is usually popular with the scenesters that have choppy black and blonde hair with the caption ''Boo hoo my sad face'' under the pic. Many times a week Spongebob Squarepants or Ned Flanders will make a profile and people will often believe that these are real people. Are you stupid? They are cartoons run by role players that have no life. And then there are the 10-16 year old girls with thier underdeveloped tits everywhere ''LYKE OMFG I HAVE A DILDO IN MY MOUTH HOW FUCKING COOL AM I?'' Your not. It just proves to us that your a whore. ''LYK OMG ME AND DANIELLE HAVE WINE COOLERES ARE WE COOL?'' No and the only people who think your ''hawt'' are people that were forced to comment your pics because you sent 15,000 bulletins saying so or that ''George'' kid who claims to be 17 but is really 47. Also the site is run by a guy who doesn't know shit about web development. ''Sorry an error had occurred'' ''Bulletins are off the line''Most people have crappy MNyspace songs. Often you'll hear a Hilary Duff or an Ashley Parker Angel song that will make anyone's ears bleed. Point is delete your Myspace and you'll get 15% of your dignity back
myspace a place for scenewhores,pedophiles,crappy web developing, and underdeveloped tits P.S. A 13-year old girl wrote this
by anononononomous July 25, 2006
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myspace slang

Used by coneited scene sluts, myspace whores, emo people, etc.
Using myspace slang makes me look scene!

I don't care what you think... STFU (shut the fuck up)
Don't add me if you're not going to comment me.kthnxbye. (kay thanks bye)
don't talk to me in flippy caps (LyK DyS)
I'm good, hbu (how bout you)
I heart you, I <3 you (casual way of saying "I love you")
note: multiple 3's can be used for added effect (<3333) or <321, <3456789, <1+2, etc.
Your hair is the sex (very cool)
tha'ts uber cool. (very)
by <3333 October 23, 2005
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Myspace Status Swap

A terribly crushing scenario that occurs on Myspace. It starts
when someone becomes attracted to someone they know outside of Myspace. They usually lurk on their Myspace for a few days before finally gathering up the courage to talk to them. When the day comes when they're ready they check the other person's
Myspace to see that their Myspace Relationship Status has changed to "In A Relationship"
Zach: "Hey Mike, why are you so sad today?"

Mike: "The chick I like Myspace Status Swapped me last night"

Zach: "Ouch"
by Rammstein651 December 24, 2007
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Myspace

A place where you will most likely be able to find every person that goes to your high school....sad, but true.
Hey, check it out.
I saw that chick on myspace yesterday!
by David Burrey September 23, 2008
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