moosing

a sexual act involving entry doggy style,at the point of peaking,simply place hands upon each ass cheek ,then insert both thumbs up the dirt track and.... STRETCH

"my boyfriend asked me if i was game for some moosing,i said yeah, not knowing what it was and ended up in A&E with a torn sphincter...bastard could have cut his nails!"

by donkeypuncherspetersfield branch June 1, 2004

Moose

the coolest animal in the history of forever.

Katie ahs DMD (Defected Moose Disorder)

by The Shadow Molester May 13, 2005

moose

A term for someone who eats a lot of food at one sitting. They can be large or small, but most often are large.

Wow why don't you eat the whole kitchen while your at it, moose!

by Nathan the Moose April 18, 2010

Mooseing

Having anal sex with a girl placing your hands on her hips and slowly raising them to head height in the shape of antlers impersonating a moose with out her seeing what you are doing.

Im mooseing that girl tonight

by fraggletron January 7, 2012

Moose

When two guys are at both ends of a lady friend, pig on spit style. Both men hold there hands up to there heads, fingers spread, moose antler like. One looks to the other and says "I am the moose". The other looks and says "No, I am the moose". They both then lock horns, whilst roasting their female friend.

Will and Alex came home from overseas and told of their moose in Canada.

by Travi January 24, 2008

Moose

(adj) Anything resembling a vagina or having qualities thereof.

I can't look at taco's from straight up anymore. It makes me feel sick.
Too moose for you, huh?
So fucking moose.

by Jjef April 14, 2010

Moose

a slang term used in an affectionate way to call someone when they have done something stupid.

you stupid moose! why did you let the dog escape!

by mmmm, smeat. July 18, 2003