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Moon Dyke 

A lesbian who is obsessed with Astrology.
Watch out for the Moon Dyke today during the full moon.
Moon Dyke by Cheesepacker69 March 28, 2023
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Moon Invasion

Something that occurs during Moonlanding - reaching through your legs, grabbing their balls, screaming "Ground control"
Damn that was quite the Moon Invasion on my ball there Lizzy.
Moon Invasion by Cornzilla April 12, 2023

Moon Cricket 

A young black male who comes out at night making threats, speaking lies, divulging private information and reciting events of the past, that the average person would say is out of line. He comes across big like a monster truck mud tire when he has his folks around him. When he is alone he hides in a corner somewhere scared and if you see him he no longer looks like a big monster truck tire he looks like a flat tire on a moped that is out of gas. He talks a big talk and you wait for him all day with your doors wide open or sit outside. He disturbs disrupts and distracts saying things like he scared he won't come out a 3am in the morning he is scared. The next day you get up early and go outside and wait

all day even leaving the doors to your home open. After waiting all day and night time comes around 10:30 pm you go inside and lock up your doors take a shower and relax with music or a t.v show. Five minutes after you finally go inside giving up he comes outside and says look he scared he went inside.
Cody you fucking Moon Cricket he waited for you all day and you come outside after he finally goes inside and locks his door because it is late. Moon Cricket he is not scared of you he waited for you all day but you wait until its almost midnight to come outside and fight him.

moon rocks 

an alternative for balls, as popularized by Stephen T. Colbert of the Colbert Report
"Turns out NASA didn't have the moon rocks to put my name on that space node"
moon rocks by xxZeus-Almighty December 10, 2009

moon pie 

you know.....the food you get at gas stations.....its chocolate and marsmellow.....yumm.....but its one of those food that you have to be in the mood to eat......
billy bob joe:"hey wanna moon pie"
blop:"eww...no i'm not in the mood"
billy bob joe: =o
moon pie by nickie whaley September 27, 2005

Moon Stamp 

1. Verb pronounced (moo-n Stamp) to put anus on someones forehead and let out a little squirt. Forever marking them with the name "Crescent Astronaut". The stamper receives the name "Captain Brown".
Boy 1: Jessica is a crescent astronaut.
Boy 2: Are you Captain Brown?
Boy 1: No, Joe is, he moon stamped that slut.
Moon Stamp by Tim Eteller October 18, 2008