Catalina has mommy issues

catalina keeps talking about how her mom left her and she keeps trying to make jokes so she can cope with the pain

catalina has mommy issues because her mom left her and because her friends are mean as hell

by anonymous March 8, 2022

National suck mommy milkers day

National suck mummy milkers day... it's self-explanatory

On June 27th we will suck mummy milkers😫😫😫😏😏😏😏🤤🤤🤤

How are you today?
Good!Just ant to suckle on some tots.
WHAT!?!
Yea its National suck mommy milkers day!

by Sexy Ally 😫😫😫😫 June 21, 2021

Bahama mama knockers, big mommy milkers

A way to describe a woman’s large breasts

Darrel: Yo how do you seen Lucy
Mike: no why
Darrel: she’s got Bahama mama knockers, big mommy milkers.
Mike:🤣

by Juulp0dwh0re420 November 22, 2020

"let mommy use her fingers"

what june gloom from sick animations says when her son is having a hard time getting hard

tanya: yo i think your dog is constipated
mike: come here roxi, "let mommy use her fingers"

by snootch87 August 20, 2008

your moms fat juicy mommy milkers

Your mom’s tits. 😐 What the fuck did you think I’d say?

Your moms fat juicy mommy milkers are summoning me to an early grave.

by Big fat juicy milf milkers July 9, 2021

Where do cows come from mommy?

This question is a famous question asked by little boys and girls. When asked this question, play it safe and answer, "The bull cow takes his giant dick and shoves it in the girls cows fat pussy until he cums all over inside. Let nature takes it course, and after 9 months, if the bull didn't where protection like the girl said to, they have an mistake to deal with."

"Where do cows come from mommy?" said little Angelina.
"How the fuck would I know?! Now go do your fucking homework bitch." said mommy.

by Where the frogs February 24, 2017

Works at stay at home mommy

See “Unemployed”

Name: Shana
Job: Works at stay at home mommy

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 1, 2023