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fat mole

A sad sad man who drives a 2004 lawnmower late at night upsetting all his neighbours and when he’s not doing that he’s sat in a lay-by attacking his mates villages on coin master what a sad little mole.
The Fat Mole was put in the back of the police car. He was going down for life all because he had a shitty little decat to make up for his tiny penis.
by Brooo119 July 11, 2023
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Meat Mole

What you call a fat dude's chode.
"That date did NOT go well. He was funny and all, but when he dropped his pants all he had was a meat mole."

"Brutal."
by DjentSlayer June 30, 2024
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A-Mole

That Simpon character is such an A-Mole.
Don't A-Mole-lip my drink bitch.
I just A-Mole-rigged my Datsun to look like a G35.
That girl Kaku is such an A-Mole-Lover
by Sanman414 January 14, 2008
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Mole cricket

An informant to a bail bondsman Usually somebody from the street that is getting paid to say where somebody's at. Usually the person is not a baill bonsman or bounty hunter
Hey I just heard from the mole cricket tanisha is staying at Deedee's house But usually circles the block 3 or 4 times before she goes in through the back door... She comes in around 2:00 in the morning.
by Bondsman January 18, 2022
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mesmerizing moles of majesty

These are the beautiful moles people have on their neck or chest that inspire others to want to explore their bodies for more.
And then one morning, she was wearing a revealing shirt and he discovered her mesmerizing moles of majesty. He would never be the same. He began to have nightly dreams of giving her the kiss of bliss right where her legs begin so that she was lickled to the point of creating emotional lotion. Sadly, he did not nothing and continued stretching feelings out of fear of rejection and possibly being kissapointed.
by von groovy June 27, 2024
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Molings

When you jump into the pier and get pummeled agaist the concrete walls to death for funzies
Wanna go do some molings?
by sportiskais4 March 10, 2024
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