Mitchell Earl

Mitchell Earl is an overdose of charm, wit, and fun. Even the greatest of extroverts become introverts around a Mitchell Earl. He will buy gifts of flowers and food, always with smile, and sometimes from Trader Joe's. Be careful not to end up on the wrong side of a joke though, it'll quickly turn into a roast! When he's not the obvious magnet of attention in a room, he peacefully relaxes to watching movies, tv shows, or listening to NPR.

"Yo, have you met Mitchell Earl?"

"Of course! Who hasn't met Mitchell Earl?"

by fambamthankyoumam November 23, 2021

Mitchell

A fucking Big ass blonde fucker who Calls girls bitches only he is madly in love

Mitchell: Bitch
You: *sends something evil right back*
Mitchell: Insert swears here

by HI_MUFFIN658 June 16, 2020

Mitchel

Someone that skips school all the time and only drinks cola

He's not at school, what a Mitchel.

by Zyrerin November 19, 2018

Mitchell

A person who gets mad at his friend for spending time with his girlfriend, rather than him.

Dude, Alex just went off on me right now for going to the movies with my girl instead of him! He’s being such a mitchell

by ARinneyTinTin June 10, 2022

Mitchell van Hoof

Mitchell loves clash royale, he likes to fuck all of the different cards and gets gang banged multiple times a day by hog riders. some may call him a cock rider. He also looks like a goblin giant.

" Omg look at mitchell Van Hoof, he has cum all over his face from the hog riders. He is such a cock rider."

by footballnerd69 May 16, 2022

big butler featuring mitchell

Work hours with a wip

Have you seen big butler featuring Mitchell grafting like 2 sea hoursez

by Hdhdjdhdg November 15, 2020

Mitchell

Dumbass dad who doesn't listen to his son

Kid: I don't wanna go to school, it gives me trauma and makes ne go crazy and have hallucinations

Dad: nah you'll thank me later life is hard sometimes but you gotta get through it

Kid: dad you're such a mitchell!

by thegamerboi February 21, 2024