Meat Gazer

Someone who enjoys looking at another man's penis when he's at the urinal.

I was taking a piss and the meat gazer next to me was trying to get a look at my junk.

by Gay Basher June 23, 2003

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Meat Hatch

Deep and wide vagina

Mate, your mum's got a meat hatch

by mibaki May 19, 2018

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meat puppet

person(s) that have no will of there own; somebody that lets others control them.

George is Pats meat puppet, he does what ever she says.

by Therese December 28, 2005

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Meat Chisel

A male or female with braces or snaggle tooth dental conditions that make giving head a very rough and often painful experience.

Frank: I can't wait until this Friday broooohhh!
Carl: Why's that braaaahhh!
Frank: My girl is finally getting those damn braces out of her mouth. Can't wait to get me some smooth head this weekend.

Carl: Hell yea braahhh! No more Meat Chisel for you.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

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Clown Meat

The meat McDonald's uses in their hamburgers. Originally a joint venture between Monstano and McDonald's Restaurant chain, using breakthrough genetic modification techniques, gonna horribly awry. Ronald McDonald was artificially insemination with his own gametes, and produced two perfectly obese male offspring whom he named "100%," and "Beef." These offspring were then genetically modified to reproduce with a gestation rate faster than that of cattle, and with a litter of approximately 35 clowns, averaging over 500lbs. Seeing the potential for return on investment, McDonald's then trademarked the phrase "100% Beef," paying homage to Ronald McDonald's first two inbred sons. Fortunately, no cattle are ever harmed by McDonald's, because their hamburgers are made with the choice meat of inbred clowns.

Let's go get some Clown Meat sandwiches at McDonald's!

McDonald's is humane and supported by PeTA, because they use choice cut Clown Meat.

by Dr Drew, PhD October 12, 2016

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