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The Meaty

A stiffy, boner, rod-on, erection, whatever shmamever
Stupid Man: I've got The Meaty

Stupid Man #2: No.
by mynameisnotleopold February 15, 2023
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The Meathand Matt Tug

The act of chasing your buddies with your ‘Meat-Hand’ while playing jackbox in the middle of the night in your underwear. Famously originated from the first incident performed by Meathand Matt in late 2025.
Dude I can’t believe Matthew almost got us with the Meathand Matt Tug last night, that was scary!
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New England meathook

When you put your ring and middle finger in your girls vagina and your thumb in her asshole and throw her back on to the bed
“I gave my girlfriend the New England meathook last night and she beat the shit out of me”
by Gary the 1nd January 25, 2022
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Big Black Sweaty Meaty Balls

That feeling when yo balls r sweating and you want to lick that sweat off them ass gay as that sounds it's true buddy
TODAY I LICKED MY BIG BLACK SWEATY MEATY BALLS
by Meatenjoyer November 18, 2022
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New Jersey Meathook

The act of inserting middle and ring finger into a vagina and “hooking” your fingers back into her gspot and shaking your hand up and down rather than in and out until she squirts.
Didja hear Mike gave Shirley the ole’ New Jersey Meathook last night?
by mars_x3 November 30, 2023
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The Brick Meatheads

A collection of names, drawings, and more of the greatest high school football teams to ever grace the world. Names include Coal Wideman, Rogan McClyde, Dick Thingus, Punt Cuntly and John Football.
"I just created a new name for The Brick Meatheads. We're calling it Slandrew Fermentacius."
by Gunthrix Melatoning February 1, 2026
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