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Egghead Mason

This bitch’s head is shaped like an egg. He facetimes you a shit ton and plays Madden a lot. However, he gives you his complete attention (when he feels like it) and he radiates a shit ton of crackhead energy. This bitch isn’t afraid of calling someone out and snitching on someone because they’re hurting his friend. Pick a fight with him, you’re gonna fucking lose.
Egghead Mason is such a bitch but he’s the baddest bitch you’ll ever meet.
by clarize March 19, 2020
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Big Mason

That is a Big Mason
by Wimpydoodle May 19, 2020
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masons mother

the hottest thing in the universe
the devil in the sheets
the only thing that truly matters in life
damn, that girl is almost as hot as masons mother
by anonymous September 21, 2020
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mason golesworthy

A Mason Golesworthy is a cool, social and great person, may act gay and is obsessed with sleeping and video games
Classic Mason Golesworthy
by AwesomeDude69420 October 20, 2017
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Mason county

The cracker county of Washington that no one likes unless they cook meth you have to lock your steering wheel so your car doesn't get stollen
We just entered mason county my iq went down 10 points
by beaner schnitzel February 16, 2017
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Doing a mason

When you steal something that a girl posses and you put it down your pants so they touch your knob if you do a mason right it might end up with you being sucked off in a garden
bro I'm doing a mason so this girls touches my dick
by Joseph Clark June 19, 2016
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micah mason

A sexy,and good hair looking guy.Gets lots of girls.He balls up on any sports and games, and is a beast at sex
I wish I could be like Micah Mason!!!!!
by DRAGONSLAYER111 September 6, 2016
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