This is when a guy hits a girl in the forehead with the tip of his penis.
Specifically, the bottom part of a circumcised penis looks like a mushroom head, so the male would tap the bottom tip of his dick on her forehead with his mushroom and thus stamping her forehead.
Typically performed on females that you feel are sluts to make them feel like a complete slut.
Specifically, the bottom part of a circumcised penis looks like a mushroom head, so the male would tap the bottom tip of his dick on her forehead with his mushroom and thus stamping her forehead.
Typically performed on females that you feel are sluts to make them feel like a complete slut.
by john_doe_123 February 03, 2010
by Whitton December 08, 2006
a female shutin,one that stays inside and has a pale, pasty complexion and commonly wears a faded housecoat and obviously doesn't leave the house very often or open many windows.Rarely seen or even noticed,possibly ill.
Ted got wide eyed and scared when he saw one mushroom woman come around the corner,then another,and another....
by whichwaynow August 25, 2007
When ones penis tip is shaped like a fungi, which makes them a very funguy. This is often uncomfortable within the pants due to the exposure of the ballas itself. Sexual intercourse has been proven to be quite a struggle for whom who carries a mushroom ballas, due to the inappropriate size and shape.
Harvey: Hey, come over here, take a look at my John Thomas.
Bill: Good god man. You have a swollen beef curtain intruder.
Harvey: You could say it's a mushroom ballas.
Bill: Potent.
Bill: Good god man. You have a swollen beef curtain intruder.
Harvey: You could say it's a mushroom ballas.
Bill: Potent.
by potentguffankle January 11, 2011
by Alaskanmushroom December 07, 2016
by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 15, 2021
look in the mirror at yourself!
by yo mamma October 20, 2003