Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together

Well...
Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together. (Does anyone have a cheeseburger?)

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together.

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Ur Mommy Named Tommy

Jack: Ur Mom Gay
Shawn: Ur Granny Tranny
Jack: Ur Mommy Named Tommy{

by Whalee March 13, 2018

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catalina keeps talking about how her mom left her and she keeps trying to make jokes so she can cope with the pain

catalina has mommy issues because her mom left her and because her friends are mean as hell

by March 08, 2022

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National suck mummy milkers day... it's self-explanatory

On June 27th we will suck mummy milkers😫😫😫😏😏😏😏🤤🤤🤤

How are you today?
Good!Just ant to suckle on some tots.
WHAT!?!
Yea its National suck mommy milkers day!

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Darrel: Yo how do you seen Lucy
Mike: no why
Darrel: she’s got Bahama mama knockers, big mommy milkers.
Mike:🤣

by Juulp0dwh0re420 November 23, 2020

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what june gloom from sick animations says when her son is having a hard time getting hard

tanya: yo i think your dog is constipated
mike: come here roxi, "let mommy use her fingers"

by snootch87 July 25, 2008

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Your mom’s tits. 😐 What the fuck did you think I’d say?

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