Lone Paul

When a grown man has a habit of mistaking underage girls for being older than they are. When confronted about his disturbing habit, he often becomes very hostile and rages incoherently.

"Did you see Jeff pick up that fourth grader the other day?"

"Again? Dude, he is such a Lone Paul."

by Howard Juno August 27, 2014

Lonely ppl day

Oct 5th is lonely ppl day

Person 1:It's October 5th
Person 2: and?
Person 1: it's lonely ppl day

by Yahdjb October 4, 2021

Lone Eagle

When you are jerking off to photos of someone while they are in the next room over

What the fuck are you doing Brandon? Stop being a lone eagle and actually fuck me

by SladeWOOMY January 4, 2024

Lone Comm

some of the weirdest people on twitter who listen to destroy lonely, izaya tiji and chief keef also known as Zay Comm/ Scary comm

bro i tweeted a yeat song and lone comm is all in my replies

by Twitter Bystander July 19, 2022

Lone

You often only have one Lone in your life. She is very wise and ahead of her time in her ideas and insights. Combined with the fact that she’s attractive and extremely hot, makes her some what irresistible to both men and women who in the beginning of the relationship always seek her attention and acknowledgement. But Lone wants to be your equal and when you are in her company you quickly relax and forget everything else around you because she is funny, empathic and very down to earth. You just feel great around her. Everyone loves her natural way of being. Lone is sincere and a loyal friend. Treasure her, ‘cause there’s only so few in the world and the world needs more of her kind.

As he saw Lone fit the first time, he lost his jaw and forgot what he was doing

Lone was one of a kind and oh so kind

by Lytken November 23, 2021

A lonely wank in a Travelodge

You at the end of the day when the gig has finished and all the pretty girls have gone home with their handsome boyfriends to have it off and you're in a cheap Travelodge hotel room all lonely and trying to imagine yourself with those girls by having it off with yourself (masturbating). Sadly, it rarely helps the situation and you end up more depressed than before.

The gig has ended and all the pretty girls have gone home with their boyfriends and I'm here having a lonely wank in a Travelodge. So depressing.

by TheFunnyGuy88 June 30, 2022

Lone

Lone is a Norwegian goddess.

She is a beautiful woman with a dirty mouth that can make you blush.

If you ever have the pleasure to be in a company with a Lone you will be horny and confused at the same time.

This girl will spin you around and give you the time of your life.

Treasure it.

Lone, that girl will rock your world

by RingOf4 July 16, 2020