logic

a principle of reasoning created by humans to find some sense in the world; it is in fact nonexistent

Why is this? I ask. "Because it's logical," you say. But what is this thing called logic?

by Dusk January 2, 2005

Pizza Logic

Pizza Logic carries the same meaning as Fudgy Logic but is tastier.

Pizza Logic carries the same meaning as: Fudgy Logic

by Valois September 5, 2006

logicising

To make make the illogocal logical

I'm logicising 2+2=5

by Fart in a jamjar bumfluffmonkeywhore January 10, 2004

Smaug Logic

Any reasoning, philosophy, or mindset brought about by smoking herb. Usually creates a sense of enlightenment in yourself and those around you.

high person: choice is the natural progression of thought (puffs the dank)

spectator: Dammmnnnn thats some serious smaug logic! Huzzah

by David and Darren January 28, 2009

artistic logic

thinking style that is done in a creatively clever way

bob the programmer has used artistic logic in making that program

by HombreCoco January 22, 2010

Waterloo Logic

Incorrect use of logic in a social situation. Named after the London ‘Waterloo’ train station, which is renowned for confusing passengers with its complex platform layout.

“Hey, I thought you said we were meeting on the platform?”
“I know, I was on the platform!”
“Which one?”
“The underground platform”
“Oh my, looks like you’ve been using Waterloo logic again”

by Michael86jj January 5, 2014

Lindsay logic

The act of stringing together partially coherent thoughts to form the basis of an argument by which you justify your actions. It may not make any sense to anyone else, but it makes sense to you and that's all that matters.

I use Lindsay logic to justify my mac and cheese addiction

by Number1_Macklemore_Fan_Lindsay September 18, 2016