Kyle 

A semi-dorky boy who is really outgoing and funny.

"Did you see that basketball guy?"
"Oh yeah that's totally Kyle."

Kyle by lala_thanksbye January 11, 2015

Kyle 

The process whereby one separates good and bad quality items, or women, through active participation.
A form of testing.

In order to ensure accurate results we had to Kyle each candidate.

Kyle by Alterpenguin March 11, 2008

Kyle 

A little bitch ass nigga who can't do shit and also a pussy. Also can't afford his own house because he broke. On the good side they are cute.

Jacob: come on lets go sneak out to the party.
Gabe: ughh I don't think that a good idea.
Jacob: OMG. You're such a Kyle

Kyle by AAR0511 March 3, 2015

Kyle 

A supposedly sweet guy(according to a single hyperactive kid) who in reality is kind of an asshole and a real bitch to his roommates. But no body cares because he is off with a lesbian cult half the time. He is also in constant denial of being Jewish which is kind of sad, but what ever.

Person 1: Hey Kyle whats up?
Kyle: *ignores person one*
Person 2: Don't feel too bad Kyle is a bitch.

Person 1: Kyle are you Jewish?
Person 2: I'm not Jewish dammit!

Kyle by zander1390 October 18, 2014

Kyle 

Kyle is the dumbest person alive

Kyle is the dumbest person alive

Kyle by me5995 September 27, 2013

Kyle 

Getting ready to sex up your girl by putting your hands on her ass and letting her take out a knife and slowly chop off your penis while you scream in satisfaction. After this first step you cut your still warm dick in half and run outside ass-naked with the half dick in your mouth until someone calls the swat and they come and taze you until you can feel the electricity travel through your chewed up cut in half dick. They seize your partner and have to put her down to remove the dick. Plan ahead to perform the kyle so you know not to shave so the cops have to touch your blanket like legs.

Prisoner 1: "How did you get the slammer?"
Prisoner 2: "I hard-core Kyled with my girlfriend"

Kyle by i really shouldn't October 28, 2013

Kyle 

That one douche bag who you just want to punch in the fucking face when you see them.

Person 1: Ughhh, I have to be lab partners with Kyle this semester
Person 2: I fucking hate that guy

Kyle by op potato slayer April 14, 2015