Your a Kobe
by staples center January 27, 2020

Kobe is just chilling watching cartoons and then his big brother comes in and fucks him out of nowhere and then he rides his dad then his sister sticks the rose up him
by Wowowowoe April 11, 2025

God:"Hmm, what should I do today?"
-sees helicopter-
God:"Kobe."
-Makes helicopter fly into mountain-
Random guy:"GOD, KOBE WAS ACTUALLY IN THE HELICOPTER!!!"
God:"Well now I know whh its call "Kobe"
-sees helicopter-
God:"Kobe."
-Makes helicopter fly into mountain-
Random guy:"GOD, KOBE WAS ACTUALLY IN THE HELICOPTER!!!"
God:"Well now I know whh its call "Kobe"
by Kobeheliman February 25, 2020

Kobe was a legendary man who’s legacy will be remembered by everyone. Before aiming for something always yell ‘kobe’ for good luck.
by Bitch-assed witch February 2, 2020

by bert135 February 11, 2022

Kobe is a kind and loving person. He will treat you well and will stay by your side always.
Kobe has an extremely large dick and is really well with the ladies.
He usually has brown hair and at medium height.
If you know a Kobe, you should try to make friends with him, as he will be able to protect you.
Kobe has an extremely large dick and is really well with the ladies.
He usually has brown hair and at medium height.
If you know a Kobe, you should try to make friends with him, as he will be able to protect you.
by Jake58376 April 21, 2022

When you throw something and say for Kobe you are honoring him in your shot.
Yelling it also increases your aim
Yelling it also increases your aim
*Holding a piece of trash*
*Aims for the trash can*
FOR KOBE! *throws the paper*
*paper lands in the can*
*Aims for the trash can*
FOR KOBE! *throws the paper*
*paper lands in the can*
by The_lord_Cthulhu January 30, 2020
