pull a kobe

To get caught cheating and rat out your friend for cheating, even though s/he hasn't gotten caught; similar to the way Kobe announce Shaq cheats on his wife when he got accused of rape.

Hey, did you hear what happened to Nicole?

Yea, her boyfriend found out she was cheating, and she decided to pull a kobe on Mary. Then, Mary's boyfriend dumped her for cheating.

by DWing May 20, 2011

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Dirty Kobe

The delivery of oral sex on a santorum covered penis.

I paid the hooker extra for a dirty kobe.

by tpsych May 5, 2011

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Verb. To 'take no like Kobe' means you do not take 'no' for an answer. This is, of course, a reference to the 2003 sexual assault allegations against Kobe Bryant. He never really admitted that he did anything wrong and was never convicted of any crime, but we're all pretty certain of the truth.

George- "Fucking Andy keeps hittin' me up for weed when I already told him I don't have any.

Nate- "Yeah that dude take no like Kobe."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

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The Kobe Bryant Factor

The effect Kobe Bryant has on other players.
Aka his stare down and his ability to make buckets you thought he would miss.

"Oh we got this game won were sending home the lakers!"

"Dude dont forget the Kobe Bryant factor"

by iGoCommando May 26, 2011

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the kobe byrant

a girl sets up and spreads her legs in any way she wants to across the room, meanwhile the guy blindfolds himself and yells "KOBE", runs towards the girl hoping to insert his penis inside her vagina or anus
2points for the vagina
3 points for the anus

hey brother, i just did the kobe byrant last night and scored 20 times
nice man

by euinaux June 1, 2016

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