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i know shok

The world's most infallible pickup line EVER.
Man: "I know shok."
*unzipping noise*
*quiet thud of pants hitting the floor*
Woman: *muffled headjob noises*
by MaskedMoron February 24, 2003
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Beyonce Giselle Knowles

A living legend; The Diana Ross of our time; Beautiful; Graceful; Hater magnet; What it means to be envied.

Reguardless of what these jealous females think, Beyonce is and will always be one of the greatest entertainers of our time...SHE WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!
WITH ALL THE HATERS, NASTY REMARKS, JEALOUS FEMALES AND MALES, BEYONCE IS SOMETHING THAT JEALOUS INDIVIDUALS CAN'T BE...HAPPY!!!
...THERE'S PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE ME, BUT THERE'S 10 TIMES MORE WHO LOVE ME AND I LOVE MYSELF... -HAPPY FACE by DESTINY'S CHILD
by Gr8ness abotu 2 shine April 4, 2005
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i don't know

what are you lookin at? i don't know! what were you just talkin about? i don't know!
by leonidas300 August 6, 2007
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knoodle

A showing of affection between two partners usually involving touching.
They couldnt help but knoodle on the couch throughout the entire party.
by Nat Eliason May 13, 2007
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Dropping Knowledge

The act of supplying another individual with important information at a crucial time. The information supplied must be of some significance within the context with which it was dropped.
Mark: "I am going to Boston, but I am not sure what I am doing"

John: "Hmm, please allow me, I love "dropping knowledge" on the likes of you. There is a Red Sox game at 7:05 pm, they're playing the Rangers, you can find tickets at stubhub.com, there is a great restaurant around the corner, here is the number to make a reservation. You should avoid taking 93 during rush hour."

Mark: "Wow, you just dropped some serious knowledge on me!"
by Albert Einstearns April 21, 2010
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Cesspool of Knowledge

An extention of the popular, "pool of knowledge" that basically means someone is so smart and has such a large information base they surpass just being a pool of knowledge, they can miraculously pull things out of their ass, and hence are a cesspool of knowledge.

Could be taken as a compliment or an insult--i.e. someone that is full of shit.
You're so smart you're like a cesspool of knowledge!
by Amacessknow February 25, 2009
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Do you know my dad?

A vague question one asks angry, deep-voiced British skiers after being told not to give someone the stick. Usually answered by a baritone note.
Snowjob: "DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!"

Kid #1: "We're sorry-"

Kid #2: "Do you know my dad?"

Snowjob: "WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"
by Stra1ght-3dge May 25, 2010
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