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Gay kitten

These are those souls who are called smol and gay by their family and friends regardless of their opinions. This is a title forcefully given and mostly can't be wriggled out of.
Diana: Adi can never be a gay kitten.
Alex: Tell me about it.

(Sarcasm: 999)
by sobering up November 18, 2020
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feed the kitten

The process of ejacualating into a womans vagina a.k.a. kitten.
Man, my womans on her period and I'm so horney I think my balls are gonna explode. I can't wait to feed the kitten once it stops bleeding.
by Christobon January 7, 2008
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kittenation

1) to be made happy through the use of kittens; 2) submersion in kittens
Rick was so cranky yesterday, we had to resort to kittenation to cheer him up. We had to visit a dozen pet shops before we had enough.
by phone booth o'kitties February 12, 2010
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kittenologist

the study of kittens and how they are not dogs because they are kittens
"i would like to be a kittenologist because i have an obsession with kitteys
by john utcygvubojbnjlm May 7, 2011
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kitten syndrome

The feeling of heaviness and/or sleepiness after eating a very large meal.

Usually occurs after dinner and results in a good nights sleep.
1.After eating her large meal, Margie felt the effects of kitten syndrome coming on, and prepared to go to bed immediatley.

2.Paul: Dude I ate such a large meal, and now I feel that kitten syndrome coming on.
George: You'll be sleeping well tonight
by taytay1212 November 18, 2011
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kitten lintsicle

after collecting hairballs from your kitten for 1 year to the day, freeze the accumulated hairball for 4 hours. After vigorous physical activity, kick back and relax by eating you kitten lintsicle. You can only make a kitten lintsicle once a year for good luck.
Kitten lintsicles are one of a kind
by Roger McDodger McFlodger Roger November 23, 2011
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kittyburn

The act of when a cat jumps on/off your lap, leaving a gash on your leg
*cat jumps off lap*
Me: DAMMIT I ALREADY HAVE KITTYBURN!! Stupid cat...
Cat: *trollface*
by rainboeninjaaa April 16, 2012
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