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Abby Kearns

A curly piece of cheese. Like when you peel some of your cheese stick, and it limply falls into a loose curl, that's Abby. She is comparable to the soggy, wet band-aid that just caressed your ankle in the local pool...after all, she is a swimmer.
"Mom, my cheese stick looks weird."
"Oh, that's not a cheese stick, that's Abby Kearns."

"Ew, what just touched my ankle?"
"Oh, it's just Abby Kearns."
by T-Rex Underwear May 17, 2019
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Knuckles Kearnrey

A person who is notorious for their ability to fight. Puts food on their families table and acts hard like their life depends on it. Acts like a knacker also and lives in a mansion
your a Knuckles Kearnrey man
by Omegaalollus February 15, 2020
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will kearns

Loves Kenny so much, proper Kenny head I love Kenny let’s go kenny
Will kearnsloves Kenny
by User15372 October 7, 2020
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drew kearney

that drew Kearney

feen was some chooma the other night . Drew is the name of the chooma from saleen
by Bob Roberts October 20, 2020
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Bishop Kearney High School

Bishop Kearney High School is a comedy show, I mean it’s a high school located in Rochester, NY. The school over-praises the cocky hockey fucks that act like they’re better than you in every way possible even though they’re mouth-breathing neanderthals that walk around the school with a hockey puck in their hand or a stick up their ass. They constantly post the hockey losers D7 commitments but will not post you on their social media pages if you’re not a hockey player. The school has no real educational value and one of their biggest rules is no phones during lunch which isn’t even their best joke yet. The faculty isn’t too bad, some of the teachers have no idea what a worksheet is and just constantly give you online work without teaching you, such as the high school religion teacher. The students are a mix of being nerds, trannies or wannabe gangbangers who act tough even though they’re attending a private school and are 15 years old. They’re worried more about the dresscode than their actual educational value and they think that if you wear the same oxford shirt and khaki pants every day, it’s “preparing“ you for college, which is in fact a lie. I’ll leave you to figure out BK’s biggest problem if you dare attend this clown preparatory school but I don’t recommend it because they don’t care about their actual students, only the ones that leave every week to to play a game of stick and puck with the boys and get waxed in the state finals.
Bishop Kearney High School: Usually brought up in a conversation about schools, one would normally react surprised and dumbfounded that someone can be as crazy to attend this school.

Guy 1: Bishop Kearney High School

Guy 2: LOL
by DavidKrappenschitz October 3, 2022
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David Karnaghan

absolute fucking unit
big muscly daddy

owner of all the shuggenns
god himself
i wan david karnaghan to fuck me so hard
by @trollyeakinreal October 27, 2022
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Dylan James Edward Karnow

Someone who is has this name is often known as a very petite cute small man. Although petite his frame is quite masculine, yet still a short king.
Wow you’re literally a Dylan James Edward Karnow
by Cooliomoolio February 22, 2023
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