the most beautiful girl that i’ll ever meet in my entire life — the kindest person you’ll ever meet.
by anonymous February 4, 2024

by yumyum2 May 19, 2021

The act of tucking your junk behind your legs to see in the mirror what it'd be like if you didn't have said junk,
by sphincterhole March 10, 2017

A male version of a karen which makes solutions for others problems that are not very good and probably annoying
Person1: wow I just got finished hunting deer
Ken: Um excuse me💅
Person1: can I help you?
Ken: are you hunting in this area
Person1: yes?
Ken: that is not allowed here this is a safe place theyre kids here
Person1: well I’m about to leave and I don’t see any kids so...
Ken: no I’m gonna put you under citizens arrest if you leave
Person1: no your a KEN
Ken: Um excuse me💅
Person1: can I help you?
Ken: are you hunting in this area
Person1: yes?
Ken: that is not allowed here this is a safe place theyre kids here
Person1: well I’m about to leave and I don’t see any kids so...
Ken: no I’m gonna put you under citizens arrest if you leave
Person1: no your a KEN
by Cosmic.sandwich January 16, 2022

A person who knows how to make a girl tremble. It's the name that a girl moans when she's on the edge of squirting. This person can be rough and knows how to take control.
by He kudus June 10, 2016

Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm always number two
No one knows how hard I tried, oh-oh
I, I have feelings that I can't explain
Drivin' me insane
All my life, been so polite
But I'll sleep alone tonight
'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I wanna know what it's like to love, to be the real thing
Is it a crime? Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings?
And is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming?
I'm no dreamer
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I'm just Ken (and I'm enough)
And I'm great at doing stuff
So, hey! Check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
My name's Ken (and so am I)
Put that manly hand in mine
So, hey! World, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
Baby, I'm just Ken (nobody else, nobody else, nobody)
I'm always number two
No one knows how hard I tried, oh-oh
I, I have feelings that I can't explain
Drivin' me insane
All my life, been so polite
But I'll sleep alone tonight
'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I wanna know what it's like to love, to be the real thing
Is it a crime? Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings?
And is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming?
I'm no dreamer
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I'm just Ken (and I'm enough)
And I'm great at doing stuff
So, hey! Check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
My name's Ken (and so am I)
Put that manly hand in mine
So, hey! World, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
Baby, I'm just Ken (nobody else, nobody else, nobody)
"Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm always number two
No one knows how hard I tried, oh-oh
I, I have feelings that I can't explain
Drivin' me insane
All my life, been so polite
But I'll sleep alone tonight
'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I wanna know what it's like to love, to be the real thing
Is it a crime? Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings?
And is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming?
I'm no dreamer
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I'm just Ken (and I'm enough)
And I'm great at doing stuff
So, hey! Check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
My name's Ken (and so am I)
Put that manly hand in mine
So, hey! World, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
Baby, I'm just Ken (nobody else, nobody else, nobody)"
"Fair bro"
I'm always number two
No one knows how hard I tried, oh-oh
I, I have feelings that I can't explain
Drivin' me insane
All my life, been so polite
But I'll sleep alone tonight
'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I wanna know what it's like to love, to be the real thing
Is it a crime? Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings?
And is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming?
I'm no dreamer
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I'm just Ken (and I'm enough)
And I'm great at doing stuff
So, hey! Check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
My name's Ken (and so am I)
Put that manly hand in mine
So, hey! World, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
Baby, I'm just Ken (nobody else, nobody else, nobody)"
"Fair bro"
by DICKHEAD JOELE August 30, 2023
