kitchen table

When You come home to find your wife fucking some other guy on your kitchen table.

Jerry came home to find that he had been kitchen tabled by his whore wife Tara and a greasy mechanic.

by Remy69 October 26, 2017

kitchenary

something that you use in the kitchen

kitchenary is a cook book, spoon, cutlery, crockery etc.

by natalie and rachel September 27, 2006

Kitchens

A cocky, annoying young man with a cheesy accent. Most commonly from Alabama. These are quite obnoxious and if seen should be shot immediatly.

HOLY SH*T! A KITCHENS! SHOOT THAT THANG!

by Tragickillah666 October 30, 2011

Kitchen Witch

A woman who operates a business out of her home.

My sister is a kitchen witch, she's selling her homemade candles online.

by manworm02 July 23, 2020

kitchen fella

Any non english speaking man that works as a kitchen employee in a restaurant. Usually these people are not US citizens, most have numerous children, have never used birth control, collect benefits under a fake SSN, and have no personal need to be contributing person in society. Commonly used to describe non english speaking hispanic men between 18-50 years old. mexican beaner wetback spic burrito latino taco dirty sanchez dirty thief brown

"Those damn kitchen fellas stole my bike."

by awunderlich September 1, 2006

Kitchenbound

One's destiny or obligation to work and reside in the kitchen, whose specialty is in creating delicimotherfuckingscrumptious sandwiches.

Daughter: Daddy, I want to be a police officer when I grow up.
Dad: Sorry honey, you're Kitchenbound. So what's for lunch?
Daughter: Sandwiches.
Dad: Excellent.

by MrLicorice October 28, 2009

Kitchenating

the act of kitchenating; putting off or delaying or defering an action* to a later time.

*NB That action has not yet been fully decided either.

Nick was kitchenating over his proposed charity swim.

by SoggyMoggy July 8, 2010