Josh

A boy who never showers and has a small dick
Josh is a bitch
by Fletcher matthews March 11, 2019
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A man who looks like a thumb (like a big toe when it puts on weight). He also smells really bad, like a skunk. Decent lover.
That guy looks like such a Josh.

Suck a Josh.
by dantealig January 14, 2018
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A person who hates Donald trump and his ugly family.He is a funny,caring,weird and a nice guy in general.He loves playing Baseball and spending time with his friends and his dog and his sad,depressing life.He has a pet named Steve.He drinks coke.He likes to pee not in the toilet but on floor.He butters his table to make it better for his life and his family.Even though he is alone,he is a great guy and will make you depressed like him.
Ava-What’s his name?
Jacob-His josh
Ava-I bet he is depressed
Josh-you won that bet.
by Donald Trump hater 101 January 03, 2018
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josh:-)

Oh you have a josh:-)
by Crazy curry man February 02, 2017
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Josh

Scientific Name:- Joshwacusfaggotuslikesmeninassus

Scene Kid, Generally Hangs out with the hardcore kids, heaps big try hard, Hangs around people to make them look better, makes himself look gay, wears makeup down the main street to video easy. VERY FEMINEN

Also can be used as an insult

and as a form of prank
Your A Josh

What A Josh

Man Your As Gay As A Josh

You Got Joshed
by Not Josh Olds December 01, 2009
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JOSHING IT

Bobbing on a cock like a fishing bobber. minus the line tied to the ass. Also refers to giving it to or taking it in the ass from a man or from a man named josh. If youre joshing it yo might as well go 69 with your nextdoor neighboor because youll get the same amount of sexual shit diseases. SKUNK ASS
Damnit how come we dont have an xbox?
Jake was supposed to bring it but he is probably joshing it right now.
by michael gohan December 22, 2006
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Josh

Anything in Zelda that causes you to go from full hearts to less than full hearts, such that you lose the ability to shoot your laser sword.

Typically its the root of the cause on screen, and you yell at it. It could be a boomerang or one of those little jellies that come out of the big jellies and wiggle into you unexpectedly or those ass-bastard heads that pop out of the water to shoot flaming balls into your chin while you're trying to find secrets.
Goddamn fucking Josh boomerang!

NO! Josh! Getthefuckawayfrommeeee

Oh FUCKKKKKK you Josh.
by Yezzi August 20, 2010
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