Jordan

A worm dick a writhing little slimy retch that lives in a dark dank fucking meme-less hole that people occasionally like to step on.

Wow that guy is such a Jordan.

by He Cheated!!! November 14, 2016

Jordan

Dumb piece of shit whom in which has pretty much no friends and is the but of jokes

Look at jordan, he's such a lose because we think he is

by Jordan "hated by all" Hunter June 26, 2019

Jordan

A stuck up asshole who uses girls and is a complete dick to everyone

God I hate Jordan

by Emo chick May 2, 2019

Jordan

a person who has stanky ass breath and comes from Africa

OMG JORDAN DO YOU LOVE MOMMY

by PEZY6969 February 14, 2019

Jordan

A way to say the n-word without getting in trouble with Tyrone.

Craig met up with Tyrone and greeted him “What’s up my jordan?”

by gkshsjd June 9, 2021

Jordan

She can be a total bitch but she has good intentions. She’s funny and smart but always talks bad about you behind your back

Person 1: hey I love your hair!

Person 2: thanks! (Walks away)
Person 1: ugh she’s so stupid

Person 3: don’t be such a jordan

by katwasntmeever September 30, 2018

Jordans

Expensive shoes worn by the douchebags in school.

Thomas: Check out Trevor strutting around the school in those Jordans.
Michael: ikr! He's a real douchebag.
Thomas: ikr!

by CashNetUSAdotcomMan August 5, 2018