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Jonas Brothers

kevin, nick and joe . hottest people alive . put on such an amazing concert march 21, 2008 at trump taj majal in atlantic city .
by Michellelovesthejb March 24, 2008
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joseph jonas

sexy male
lead singer of the wonderful band, Jonas Brothers.
also known as Danger.
you can never say no to this man.
by you know who i am :D October 17, 2008
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Jonas Brothers Fans

A large group of highly dedicated girls.
Some are, in fact, lunatics.
Others (such as myself) are not.

We enjoy their music, their looks are an unexpected added plus.

If you're looking for faggots to make fun of, please see the band Honor Society. They are a horridly bad joke.
Jonas Brothers Fans (lunatic): I love the Jonas bRothers! GYAAAHH . Imma marry Joeeee.
Jonas Brothers Fans (rational): *sings a Jonas tune innocently*
by Fly With Me I'm Much Better August 17, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

The Best band or in the past century They are Amazing Men.
by JonasLuver October 1, 2008
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joe jonas

Member of the greatest band ever- the JONAS BROTHERS
He's from New Jersey, and has 3 brothers- Nick (15), Kevin (20), and Frankie (7)

His full name is Joseph Adam Jonas
Before becoming a musician he wanted to be a comedian.
Enjoys running.
Favorite drink: orange Gatorade
Favorite Sport: Wiffel Ball.
Was born in Casa Grande, Arizona, grew up in Wyckoff New Jersey and now resides in Los Angeles.
Became home-schooled in 7th grade.
Collected G.I. Joe action figures and pens as a child.
His favorite movie is School For Scoundrels.
Favorite sport is soccer.
His favorite school subject is math.
His favorite author is Dr. Seuss.
His favorite holiday is Valentine's Day.

HE IS SUCH A STUD MUFFIN!!!
Obviously he is the best looking and most talented Jonas Brother. He has the biggest package I've ever seen. The BIGGEST jonas brother- if you know what i'm saying ;)Clearly they most idolized package in the world. He makes headbands and tambourines sexy. Makes girls melt when he sings. He is slightly clumsy at times but it makes girls love him even more. He has the best personality. Makes tight pants look good. He is so dangerous that he uses umbrella's inside- also known as DJ Danger. He is known for acting crazy and saying ridiculous things- HE IS HILARIOUS. Makes funy videos with his brothers on youtube.Known for his sexy "joehawk". MAKES GIRLS MELT WITH HIS KILLER BOD. HOTTEST PERSON ON THE PLANET.
"hey joe will you bang, i mean hang with me?"

"hey joe wanna mate, i mean date?"

"sex me now joe... did i just say that out loud?"

"he's HUGE...that's NICE"

"JOE JONAS IS MINE. back off biznatch."
by mrs. joe jonas January 10, 2009
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The Jonas Brothers

A band of amazing awesomeness. These three brothers are so bitchin that they once blew up an entire city with their ROCK. When they play their completely not-gay, totally cool music, everyone orgasms. End of story.
I heard the jonas brothers have purity rings. I guess that means that they only suck dicks instead of taking them in the anus.
by penis2.0 October 8, 2008
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Nick Jonas

The most amazing guy in the universe who will NEVER have sex until he's married. Ignore all the hate definitions from losers who will probably never get a girlfriend and are just jealous. He has an amazing voice and plays the instruments awesomely! He is the youngest in the best band in the world... JONAS BROTHERS!!! <333
Nick Jonas gave a very lucky fan a hug.
by jonas luvas October 19, 2008
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