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spidey joint

a spider metaphor: joint rolled perfectly tight with precise caution(typically rolled by perfectionistic stoners).
"why is this joint so amazing?'' ....

''it's a spidey joint''
by kariwav December 14, 2024
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joint

Aside from a rolled up method of smoking weed, it's also a way to describe hair.
"oh mai gawd son, you really cut your joints off! i know you said you was gonna do it, but i really thought you was gaming..."
by heyitsfredxd March 8, 2022
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ratchet joint

A ratchet joint is if somebodys penis is at a bent angle half way down the middle. It has the unique ability to be cranked side to side.
Yano da geez down De road. Man's was gettin bare suck but the whamen locked sight ov da ratchet joint so she dipped!
by Blasendat August 18, 2019
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Bager Joint

A Hash or Skunk joint etc mixed with tobacco, but with only a minimum amound of Skunk/Hash leaving the joint tasting like tobacco.
The Joint taste like Tobacco ?!? You look weak and skinny, so I made a Bager Joint to test your tolerance
by cookiejohnny May 12, 2020
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mailbox joint

Term used to describe a joint rolled by sticking two different brands of rolling papers to make one multi-colored joint.
The first named example of a mailbox joint was rolled with one RAW organic 1 1/4 rolling paper and a JOB 1.25.
Last night was insane, I matched with my uncle and his stingy ass made sure to weigh the bud to the milligram. He was tweaking so hard that we had to roll up a mailbox joint using one of each of our papers because he quote "didn't want to waste all the RAWs"
by def_brandon November 5, 2020
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Geometric Joint

A joint rolled with detailed and synergistic reliance on fractal geometry and LaGrange multipliers. Also known as "fractal joint."

One end of the joint is (theoretically) infinitely large and the other end (theoretically) achieves nothingness through complex geometrical scaling equations that are too long for me to go into right now.
Volume of marijuana vis a vis length should probably not exceed 7 m/s^2, but whatever, you know, play it by ear. Must have at least one corner.
Hells ya yo i just talked to miles he's planning a fuckin geometric joint its gonna be legit as balls
by TaquitoIsATerribleName May 9, 2011
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joint

A hip way of saying Yo.
Joint, I don't want no trouble, joint, I just want to window pizza
by petersengraph May 29, 2018
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