Json

a sexy situation, has the looks, the muscles, sensitive and sexy and sweet inside and out.

No i don't want a Guido I want a JSON

by XxForeverBarbieexX November 25, 2011

Jason Statham

When an actor is talking with a woman or notices a woman, CUT-SCENE to railing out the woman with 80's rock blaring in the background.

dude! you totally jason statham'd that chick last night! Do you even remember her name?

by DadDick1 July 24, 2015

Jason Browning

Amazingly HOT, GORGEOUS, Incredible. The picture of perfection in the male species; uber male. The salt of the earth, wonderous in all things. AWE INSPIRING. Pure perfection.

John: "Someday I hope to be a Jason Browning".
Sally: "When I see a Jason Browning I cream myself".

by Lance the sad man January 10, 2013

Jason Barnas

Jason Barnas is an insult to another person meaning garbage and retarded.

Dude how are you this jason Barnas at life.

by Somerandiboi January 17, 2018

Jason

This is a definition of someone elegant, strong, smart and the most handsome guy in the world. Except for Jason vorchees, all Jason are the greatest man alive

Wow Jason is a god church

by Ugandan-knuckles- January 20, 2018

jason lee middle school

A boring school where all the cucks and plebs go to talk about boring drama act cool and do drugs at. The principle doesn’t know what he’s doing and the teachers are the same. The teachers are retarded butt fucks and do jack. All the kids do is act cool and pretend like they have “clout”. If your trying to smash some dumb blonde, Jason lee is the place to go.

Person 1:“Do you go to Jason lee middle school?”
Person 2:“Yea, all I do is wear clout goggles and play fortnite”
Person 1:“Dank”

by BDEATHPUNCH April 7, 2018

jason abbott

Jason abbott is someone who is cool as fuck he is truly amazing in every way

Jason abbott is a fucking legend

by Junkiejaggingfucker May 19, 2018