January 1st 

National Jerk Off Day a day to jerk off.

“Hey dude it’s January 1st, National Jerk Off Day. Wanna jerk off?”

January 1st by LilGreenFry November 3, 2019

January 16th 

January 16th is National Jackass Day! If you have a friend that is a Jackass, feel free to call them one!

Person/Alien 1: Hey dude, it’s January 16th!
Person/Alien 2: So..?
Person/Alien 1: Your a Jackass!!
Person/Alien 2: *proceeds to think about life choices*

January 16th by Paralyzed November 16, 2019

January 15

The day when the best people are born. They are usually sporty people. She will grow up to be a dancer. And her family is amazing! She also has the best friends ever!

person one: mia’s birthday is on january 15!!
person two: wow mia must be the best

January 15 by heyhey2007 November 21, 2019

January 18 

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

January 18 by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 18th 

January 18th the day for all the crackheads!! Remember smoke that weed or go loko

“Bro you can’t smoke weed” “ya I can it’s January 18th”

“Ohh okay”

January 18th by AJNSJDKJDJDJDHBF BE December 19, 2019

January 10 

January 10th, 2020 is the one day that you can slap somebody named Sadee. (i.e Sadie, Saydee, Sadie)

Child 1: "Wow today is January 10th! Do you know what that means?"
Sadee: "No, what does it mean?"
Child 1: "It means I get to slap you!"

January 10 by epic.gamer.fortnit December 21, 2019

January 17th

This day you have to ask your best friend to spank u on the hiney. It has to be the butt, nothing else. If you don't get spanked or you get spanked somewhere else, you will have bad luck for the rest of the year.

ON JANUARY 17th MY FRIEND IS GOING TO SPANK ME, YAYYY!

January 17th by peanut butter butt January 2, 2020