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Colombian Time

Colombian time is a different perception of being on time that Colombian people have. It's an extra buffer of about 30 minutes from the original time they agreed on.
My friend agreed to meet with me at 4:15 for running but arrived 20 minutes later. He said he arrive on Colombian time.
by Aquaburro May 16, 2017
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tortuga time

"I feel like I'm in the twilight zone"

"You're on tortuga time. Welcome to the suck"
An unavoidable phenomenon that prevents you from arriving at your destination on time. There is no stopping it and can only be accepted - it's going to happen. Even if you attempt to leave earlier, some greater force prevents you from being on time. Just accept the inevitable, you're on Tortuga Time.
by CAC3 June 13, 2016
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nap time

A time when married people with kids are supposed to have sex
Hey babe its nap time
by zackmonkey December 26, 2016
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time gate

Similar to a paywall, a common mechanic in modern games, especially mobile, where a feature of the game (or the game itself) has a limited number of uses or play time which only resets when the next period begins (usually a daily refresh) unless the player opts to pay extra.
God damn I hate the time gate in this mobile app. I can only play at best an hour a day unless I pay extra.
by nitorita April 11, 2021
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Hospital Time

That infernal black hole of time and miscommunication in hospitals. If the doctor tells you a certain time they really mean it could happen within a twenty-four hour time bracket, and they won't tell you if anything changes.
Kim: I thought you said the procedure would be yesterday at five
Dr: Yeah but I really meant today.
Kim: Oh great we're on hospital time
by CactusBill December 17, 2011
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Mason time

The schedule or timetable used by disorganised people who can never arrive at any event anywhere near the time they intended
Person 1: Where the fuck is Jamie?
Person 2: That useless cunt, he's running on Mason time again
by curlyhairedman August 25, 2011
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Ahmuddi time

An epoch during which one finds themselves in possession of what can only be described as an hour of resplendent magnificence.
Last night's party was amazing! We danced, laughed, and had a real Ahmuddi time.
by PrimeApes Inc. August 21, 2023
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