date packer

One who takes the "active" role during anal intercourse.

A: Is that guy gay?
B: Oh yeah! Total date packer.

by Ozymoron October 3, 2009

Date-whammy

When you are asked out by a a friend of the opposite sex and you assume it is just friendly, but as the night goes on it becomes clear that it is actually a date.

I hung out with Cedric last night. It wasn't until he started inching closer and closer on the couch that I realized he'd pulled a date-whammy."

by RecklessEnthusiasm July 1, 2011

dumb date

A blind date is outdated...but you've seen their picture on an internet dating site. You've instant messaged each other or texted but when it finally comes to meeting you've never heard each other's voice when you meet. A voice can be a dealbreaker. Sounds better than a mute date...or a deaf date. If it's a good date it could be a def date i guess.

I met this chick on the internet, we messaged each other like crazy. Tomorrow we're going on a dumb date. If you don't like what you're hearing, you're deaf.

by real name Josh...dumb i know August 7, 2012

Michael Dating

When You date a girl/guy but you never talk in person. You will text day and night. He will tell you how much he/she loves you. When you ask to hang out they respond with no, or they will have a reason that they can't.

Jared: Bro, I was talking to Monica last night and asked if I could take her out. But she said she sort of has a thing with someone.

Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating

by Thisisnttexas September 6, 2012

Hug date

Common amongst middle school children. An act of standing on the playground or other semi-secluded place and hugging their "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" for an extended amount of time.

Hey bae, want to go on a hug date after lunchtime?

by SteamtownScholar December 17, 2016

spontaneous date

meeting another person at any location unexpectedly, then hanging out with them for a period of time.

Running into a friend at Noodles and chatting with them for a while. This is a spontaneous date

by Joey Dogggg March 16, 2010

Woodsy Date

Having a raging boner for the entirety or part of a date.

"How was it?"
"It was great, she had such a great arse, I'd rate it 10/10, it was definitely a woodsy date"

by i_bendover87 March 3, 2015