accidentally making a phone from the cell phone in your pocket by sitting on it or otherwise having unintentionally applying pressure to the buttons
Take your phone out of your pocket. Quit ass dialing me. I'm sick of listening to you singing along to the radio.
by Industrio Melman April 26, 2003
Get the ass dialmug. The product of having extreme hardcore anal sex with someone who has to take a shit. The feces are left mushy and loose often seeping from the anus in a soft milkshake-like form.
Miranda: Are you ok? You're walking a little funny.
Jennifer: Yeah. Billy Bob gave me an ass milkshake last night.
Miranda: OH SHIT!!
Jennifer: Yeah. Billy Bob gave me an ass milkshake last night.
Miranda: OH SHIT!!
by Dr. Purple Cock February 5, 2014
Get the Ass Milkshakemug. Beating somebody's ass with the broom, the shoe, or the extension cord since you have been disrespectful in a whole new way
by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 3, 2016
Get the Ass Whoopinmug. by PEN-15 October 30, 2003
Get the Asses Of Firemug. Hockey Ass is what is created due to the constant squating position hockey players do to get the longest skating stride possible. Working out doing mostly Back squats, Deadlifts, lunges etc, also help in the creation of the perfect hockey ass. It is a firm, large, and muscular bottom which is something puck bunnies are always on the look for. Buying Jeans or other pants can be a disaster as having horse-like thighs and ass makes many pairs too small. Overall, having a Hockey Ass is awesome, and will surely get you laid ;)
by Hockey Jock February 2, 2017
Get the Hockey Assmug. So as any of you who read this know im an ER doctor. And I've seen some shit but this takes the cake.
One night I'm in the ER and a woman comes in saying her butt hurts.
I say okay let me check you over.
I take her to a room and begin to look at her butt and at this point I could smell it.
It was a putrid smell of something pickled, rotting, or dead.
So I ask her has she eaten anything.
She says no.
I ask did you put something in your butt recently?
She says yes reluctantly.
Come to find out she had had fun with a pickle and never pulled it out. Instead it went further up her butt and was rotting.
After an hour and a very large bottle of magnesium citrate the rotted pickled probe came out.
After she left my nurse said it smelled like pickled ass. She had no clue how close she was.
One night I'm in the ER and a woman comes in saying her butt hurts.
I say okay let me check you over.
I take her to a room and begin to look at her butt and at this point I could smell it.
It was a putrid smell of something pickled, rotting, or dead.
So I ask her has she eaten anything.
She says no.
I ask did you put something in your butt recently?
She says yes reluctantly.
Come to find out she had had fun with a pickle and never pulled it out. Instead it went further up her butt and was rotting.
After an hour and a very large bottle of magnesium citrate the rotted pickled probe came out.
After she left my nurse said it smelled like pickled ass. She had no clue how close she was.
by Dr. Francisco baker May 10, 2018
Get the Pickled assmug. a. To take (absorb) something that doesn't belong to you
b. Being an overall dead beat kinda like a bum on welfare, a leech to society if you will
c. take advantage of community items, (more than you should take)
b. Being an overall dead beat kinda like a bum on welfare, a leech to society if you will
c. take advantage of community items, (more than you should take)
you: blood! who drank all my half and half?
sponge ass: my bad bro I needed it for my protein shakes this last week
you: your such a sponge ass nigga go get your own goddam half and half before I smack you!
sponge ass: my bad bro I needed it for my protein shakes this last week
you: your such a sponge ass nigga go get your own goddam half and half before I smack you!
by wessssst November 25, 2011
Get the sponge assmug.