the ipod guy

a word an idiot would call dankpods

me: yeah i watch dankpods
someone: oh the ipod guy
me: no its dankpods idiot

by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka September 11, 2024

platinum on my ipod

it's when you play a song like a million times, like it's so good you can't/couldn't stop listening to it..
it can be platinum on your android/iPhone too like it doesn't matter you get the concept

superbass went platinum on my ipod when i was in middle school

xtuna stan: la fuerza by xtina went platinum !!!
another person: on your android bitch

by y2kcunt February 18, 2022

Ipod

Ipods.
They bring sex to ur ears!
the shuffle is gay though... NEVER put it on shuffle >.>

Girl: JIZZZ
boy: wat??
Girl: I jst got ear raped by my ipod.

Example 2
Girl: *clicking next button* gay. gay. lame. stupid. gay. lame. lame. old. ARGHHHHHHH WTF YOU DUMB SHUFFLE?!!! PICK GOOD SONGS!!! >.<

by sumRandomKaytieeKidd(: October 19, 2010

ipod

Wait you still use iPods? I think everyone knows that the Zune is the best music player, dumbass.

Hey Frank I have an iPod!
Fuck you Jim the Zune is better.

by Mogieymouse January 17, 2021

iPod

What the old kids have, people who have this are considered oldies.

You have an iPod, wow your not invited to our party.

by Gragesdor January 14, 2018

iPod

a device the size of your palm that can hold music all day and all night. It can also play audiobooks. It's also very customizable in software and hardware.

Person 1: Hey what's that you're listening music from?
Person 2: It's my iPod
Person 1: What?! these are super old and stupid! Listen from ur phone
Person 2: No, shut up! iPods are rad. Too rad for you to understand.

by November 20, 2021

iPod

A piece of shit, usually bullshit

That's iPod! I don't believe you!

by EVDW October 28, 2008