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Inch

Huge to some people, tiny to others.
Some people say if you give them an inch they take a mile. Lucky for some of us we're Irish, so they won't be taking too much or getting too far.
by Solid Mantis January 16, 2021
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Rock Ya Inches

Common phrase for women to say to men to insinuate sexual intercourse, implying she will ride him aggressively.
Woman: “Wyd? I want to rock ya inches tonight.

Man: “Surfs up 🤙”
by CrispyRick42 February 20, 2021
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Rock Ya Inches

Common phrase for women to say to men to insinuate sexual intercourse, implying she will ride him aggressively.
Woman: “Wyd? I want to rock ya inches tonight.

Man: “Surfs up 🤙”
by CrispyRick42 February 20, 2021
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an inch off the wall

When a notoriously hot chick is in the twilight of her hotness and about to pass over into mediocrity.
Pam Anderson was the ultimate hot snatch, but I saw her recently and she’s an inch off the wall.
by King of All Questions April 11, 2021
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inche

*(Rinchen )If I remove the first and last letter of my the name it becomes inche ,
Hey ,inche what ya doing
by anonymous April 17, 2021
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inch

The most unfortunate metric measurement of mankind.
Usually used to measure a male's penis. Once measured the boys compare their sizes in inches to see who is bigger.
Once their woman finds out she usually shits on your measurement and tells you it's small. And you think to yourself.
"What? This is pretty average." She doesn't think that so you fall into an overwhelming depression until you realize the woman who thinks it is small has had multiple children and has only slept with black men.

So you return to the boys to say "I was right! I am average size!" And they hopefully cheer you on with your discovery.
Her: How big is it?

Him: Oh about 5 inches.

Her: Really?!

Him: Yes, why?

Her: ...
by derogatory remarks October 25, 2023
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1 inch

In the top 0.01% of the largest Johnsons in America
Beta Male: How big is it?
Alpha Male: 1 inch
Blonde WAHmen: 1 inch? I need at least 1 foot
Beta Male: I have 1 foot.
Alpha Male: I have 2 foot but one inch
Beta Male: Fuck you
Blonde WAHmen: I don't get it
by JamesAlanSmith October 25, 2023
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