a dicks inch

A dicks inch refers to a variable of different measurements. A dicks inch could mean 1 inch, 3 feet, or even a mile. You can change said measurement to your liking

“I’m a dicks inch away if beatin your ass”
“On a map, Tulsa and OKC are only a dicks inch away”

by Lil Fence September 22, 2019

inch

it means that you are small, you dont measure in feats?

dude, its only inches?!!!??!?!?

by ppgenerator February 6, 2023

Two-Inch Rule

If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating

Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"

Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."

Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"

Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."

Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."

by btcterms March 29, 2023

11 and a half inches

A really big dong.

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.

by EmsyXx October 10, 2020

Add an inch to that order

Asking to grow your penis longer

I’d like a double cheeseburger, a large fry, and a large coke

Anything else sir?

Yeah can you add an inch to that order please?

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

13 inches

Okay why are you here at this point?

Yes, it means a 13-inch dick. If you have one, then god did seem to like you.

Have you seen Jake's 13-inch dick? 13 inches? I don't know if I could even take it!

by ItsSurreal February 13, 2024

Two-inch

A derogatory term for a colleague saying their like a two inch penis a useless F-ing tool

Fuck sake two-inch is at it again he's put the tractor in a ditch

by Slack rat May 19, 2023