When you procure a lady to get on her knees during sexual intercourse. In the kneeling position the lady holds out her hands in a cup formation as you proceed to cum in her hands. She proceeds to wash her hands with hot water, creating an ooey gooey mixture. With this mixture the lady gives the man a double, mix grip ,gluck, suck, 3000.
I walked into my friends bedroom during a wedding where Logie was giving her the soup kitchen to his girlfriend Lea.
by ProfessorP1234 April 19, 2020
Get the Giving Her The Soup Kitchenmug. Phrase originating from Tumblr. Used sarcastically when someone points out behavior that is incredibly typical of the subject of conversation.
"Did you hear that the child-eating vampire down the street just drank little Timmy's blood?" "Fork found in kitchen"
by crowscalamity October 19, 2025
Get the Fork found in kitchenmug. A member of the that the rest of the kitchen staff to gang up on and mistreats to the point the kitchen monkey quits.
A member of a kitchen that the head chef does not like.
A dumb member of the kitchen staff
An kitchen employee that is in trouble and the rest of the kitchen staff en mass make to their mundane jobs.
Any hotel banquet cook that realizes the banquet kitchen is run by a moron and applies to another department that the rest of the banquet kitchen staff resent and treat with scorn.
A member of a kitchen that the head chef does not like.
A dumb member of the kitchen staff
An kitchen employee that is in trouble and the rest of the kitchen staff en mass make to their mundane jobs.
Any hotel banquet cook that realizes the banquet kitchen is run by a moron and applies to another department that the rest of the banquet kitchen staff resent and treat with scorn.
by Laughing Oak November 2, 2013
Get the kitchen monkeymug. Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022
Get the kitchen table circmug. Hey Randy, why are you putting all your groceries in that wheelbarrow. You’re not going to bring that dirty wheelbarrow in the kitchen?
by Dirtypoker September 8, 2021
Get the dirty wheelbarrow in the kitchenmug. no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
Get the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top memug. by Rodorigesu November 17, 2023
Get the Malevolent Kitchenmug.